I Impersonated a Brocade Guard, So How Did I Keep Getting Promoted?

Lin Yun transmigrates to the Northern Yan Dynasty, gets himself a flying-fish uniform, and passes himself off as a member of the Embroidered Uniform Guard.

“Congratulations, Host, you have activated the System.”

“Congratulations, Host, you have obtained a Great Restoration Pill. Taking it will increase your internal energy by fifty years.”

There are three conditions for surviving under Lin Yun.

First, your wife has to be beautiful. Second, your daughter has to be beautiful. Third, your mother has to be beautiful.

The various forms of torture are things no one has ever heard of. Could a human being really come up with such punishments?

Wealthy merchant: “If all the wealth in the world were divided into ten shares, I would take twelve, and the common people would still owe me two.” The Embroidered Uniform Guard raided my home, and somehow I ended up owing Lin Yun twelve shares.

Emperor of Northern Yan: “With Minister Lin at my side, Northern Yan's fortune can endure for another three hundred years. I hereby appoint Minister Lin Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard.”

Lin Yun: “I faked my way into the Embroidered Uniform Guard. Why do I keep getting promoted?”