Harry Potter: What Noble Players Aren't Allowed to Know

[Your bizarre behavior has caught the Headmaster's attention. You have obtained the password to the Headmaster's Office.]

["Let's go duel together (follow the plot)!" You have gained the friendship of three hot-blooded boys.]

[Earnestly ask the Snake King, "Professor, would you like some Potter shampoo?" You have gained venom and N detentions.]

Wendelin the Weird: ? Nothing can stop the Fourth Calamity! (twisted crawling)

And so, that night, someone dug up the Medusa by the dungeon entrance, leaving the lonely old professor utterly bewildered in the wind.

Hogwarts was thrown into chaos, yet somehow remained strangely peaceful.

Everyone looked at one another, and finally chose to lie flat.

Everyone: Uh, Wendelin the Weird is, uh, a little eccentric and abstract... Okay, she's still a genius.

Yes, even all the professors think Wendelin the Weird is a genius.

And what about her?

She's a beautiful genius, and also a dream that has lasted for ages.

This strange little game that had appeared out of nowhere was utterly bonkers. But for some reason, Wendelin the Weird thought the people in it were nice.

Wendelin the Weird: Any NPC who gives out quests and rewards is a good NPC.

So after every prank, she would always give a gentle smile.

Dumbledore stared at the empty candy drawer before him and sobbed with grief, then got a faceful of wool socks;

The twins were left seeing stars by her bizarre inventions, but received a kind word from Miss Goshawk;

The trio were terrified of her, but she would always favor her dear friends;

Even the gloomy professor received a beautiful cake on his birthday.

Everyone: She's just a little mischievous! Spoil her, spoil her, spoil her!

[All pairings! Extremely one-sided crushes! The player's style is bizarre, like a cat that can't keep its paws to itself.]