Takeaway boy Jiang Xiaochuan has a secret - he has awakened the most deceptive power in history.
Borrowing money from a street lamp requires dancing in the street, borrowing money from a fire hydrant requires frequent urination for a week, and even borrowing the strength of a cat's claws requires mewing for three days.
However, when the Dark Abyss organization tore open the city night, the pupils of the ancient beast opened in the neon light,
The old fox director of the Mysterious Administration Bureau pledged 50 billion to him: "Save the world? No, save Party A's KPI first."
The tech madman from Tiangongfang pushed the mecha over: "Run out of fuel? Try using your shame to generate electricity."
"Can you big guys be more reliable?!" Jiang Xiaochuan carried the social death debuff forced by the system,
Between saving the world and dying where he is, he resolutely chooses the third path——
"Are you gluttonous? I'll eat you with all my profits!"
[Easy version of urban rules]
1. When trouble comes to an end, die first
2. The weirder your teammates are, the faster you win.
3. All gifts given by fate have already been marked with shame in the system.