Mr. Ren, a modern social animal, relies on soaking wolfberry in a thermos cup to maintain his health. His ideal in life is to lie flat until the end of the world. Once he traveled through time, he became a salty fish disciple in Qingwu Academy who couldn't even feel his energy.
I wanted to continue eating and waiting to die, but I got into trouble by bragging after drinking! The "Nine Heavens Inducing Thunder to Forge Immortal Technique" that he casually talked about was actually taken seriously by Shi Jian, the most stubborn martial arts idiot in the academy. He practiced it for three years, until he was full of evil spirits, and the martial arts academy poured blood to drive away evil spirits!
What's even more outrageous is that Shi Jian, a fool, not only really attracted the thunder from the sky, but also used the twisted lightning as a power bank and forced him to serve as his "master" to Master Ren! From then on, Master Xianyu was forced to serve as the "Thunder Punishment Sword Immortal" and establish a sect. The sect's token was actually a pickle jar with its edge broken! Euphemistically called it - "Welding Slag Tank"!
The wolfberry is replaced by a welding gun, and the salted fish becomes the tank owner. Master Ren was saddened and indignant when he discovered that his path to cultivation had a strange style of painting:
A sect's technique? Rely on "pickling" to get the flavor!
A magic weapon to suppress the clan? Pickled sweet potatoes in a sauerkraut jar!
Healing elixir? Aged sour juice at the bottom of the tank mixed with rainwater!
Disciple? The mud monkey who adores the pickle vat!
Biggest creditor? An old money-crazy dean who has sparks flying in his calculations and is obsessed with "listing" and "valuation"!
Personal protection? Shi Jian, an iceberg disciple with terrifying strength, whose brain circuits are welded to death, and who is suspected of being possessed by an evil thing in the tank!
When the pickle vat exploded and an even more evil "Tianyuan Xuanming Bowl" appeared, Master Ren was completely numb. Not only could this bowl swallow thunder and eat noodles, it also pickled him into a pickled sprout that lived on sucking dark energy and human fireworks? !
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