The Zombies Are Rising, but All I Want Is Malatang

Zombies break out from the start, and the whole school falls.

I open my phone and discover that the pinned post on the school's confession page says:

"Free treats at the spicy hot pot shop below Dormitory 8. Last day, hurry over!"

I drag the campus belle and my best buddy straight toward the horde of zombies.

The campus belle screams, "Have you lost your mind?!"

My eyes gleam. "What do you know? Extra chili and extra numbing spice are the way to go!"