Lu Xian transmigrates and becomes the senior disciple of Fish Peak.
The good news: everyone in the sect cares deeply about him.
The bad news: they all imagine that he’s an unparalleled genius “enduring humiliation for the greater good.”
A genius from Bitter Sea Cliff comes to challenge him?
He slips and lands flat on his face. His junior disciples instantly burst into tears:
“Senior Brother must have had his meridians shattered by demonic cultivators last night while protecting the spiritual leyline!”
(That same day, he gains three levels of cultivation while sunbathing.)
The Immortal Realm tournament is just around the corner?
He turns in a sheet of scribbles. An elder slams the table: “This kind of trash...”
Before he can finish, the talisman paper spontaneously catches fire. Bitter Sea Cliff’s elite disciples all lie flat, biting their nails:
“What’s the point of working hard... Might as well lie down and rot...”
(System notification: Your creation, the “Slacker Talisman,” has become a bestseller on the black market.)
As the Demon Abyss runs wild and the Heavenly Dao falls asleep, all the immortal sects prepare for battle
while Lu Xian spreads out a straw mat in the middle of the battlefield.
“Everyone, take a break. I’ll put on a little show... how to lull the Heavenly Dao to sleep.”
The people of Fish Peak quickly provide snoring accompaniment, while a lame immortal crane takes the chance to kick the Demon Lord’s head flying!
