In 2034, the Dragon Kingdom landed on the moon.
The whole country was swept up in excitement.
Meanwhile, inside a secret chamber somewhere on Earth, creatures that looked almost, but not quite, human sat around a large round table.
"Ha ha! These humans are so stupid. They haven't even figured out Earth, yet they think they can conquer the universe. Ha ha ha!" said a monster with a pig's head and a human body, its eyes full of scorn.
"All right, stop laughing. Start the plan!" said a monster with a snake's head and a human body.
At those words, the thirteen creatures seated around the table instantly grew serious.
(This book is pure madness. If you're not into that, don't read it.)