You Said You’d Tell Fortunes on Stream, So Why Did You Go Cultivate Immortality?

Name: You Said You’d Tell Fortunes on Stream, So Why Did You Go Cultivate Immortality?
Author: Little Xuan Who Loves to Sleep

说好直播算命，你转头修仙去了？

by Little Xuan Who Loves to Sleep (爱睡觉的小玄)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 150k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Urban cultivation + System + fast-paced + fortune-telling + setting foot in the KK park + livestreamed cultivation + decisive and ruthless] Betrayed by his girlfriend, Lin Yu was dazed when he suddenly heard a ding. A System appeared in his mind. He thought he was hallucinating from drinking too much bootleg liquor, until...

“Ding!

Congratulations, Host! You successfully helped two people seeking divination defy fate and change their lives! Rewards: peak Foundation Establishment cultivation! One storage ring! Insight Eye upgrade!”

“Ding!

Congratulations, Host! You successfully founded a cultivation academy! Rewards: peak Golden Core cultivation! High-grade spiritual weapon, the Breeze Sword! Plus a cultivation manual pavilion!”

“Ding!

Congratulations, Host! You successfully completed a hidden mission! Reward: Nine Heavens Divine Thunder Art. Once cultivated, you can summon the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder and nourish your own spiritual power with its force. You also receive a Thunderflame Heart!”

“Ding!

Search for the Xuanyuan Sword: Mission triggered!”

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