I Started Out in a Mental Hospital, Then Turned Straight into a Little Girl

(MY BLACK HISTORY~~~~ DON'T~~~~ LOOK~~~~ AHHHH~~~~) [Cuddling + Mid-Story Lunatic + Gender Swap + Cruel Twists + Creepy + Comedy + No System + A Little Scummy + Slight Yandere + 1V? + Loli]

Also known as: "No Wife? I'll Just Wish One Into Existence," "After Turning into a Loli, My Wishes Come True," "How Could I Possibly Become a Lunatic?" and "After Turning into a Loli, I Have a Wife!"

Lin Xiao just went out to buy groceries, and somehow died from tripping on flat ground?

That would have been bad enough, but then I find out I've transmigrated?

And the original owner had erotomania?!

This fucking world is full of the supernatural?

Could anything possibly be worse?

Five years later, Lin Xiao looks at himself, now a loli.

"…"

Okay, so there was something worse.

…

"So you're my wife?"

Lin Xiao looked up at Jiang Yue, standing before him.

"Mm~"

So he had a wife now?!

That was fantastic!!

But... his wife seemed to be a yandere?

Sorry, then! Yanderes scare me the most!

So Lin Xiao packed his things and made a run for it, but before he got very far, he was caught and dragged back. And then…

What, the knife broke? No problem, I'll just wish for one that can never break.

What, the clothes are torn? No problem, I'll just wish for a set of flashy clothes.

What, you're a god? No problem, I'll just wish for us to switch identities. Now let's see which of us is the god!

(New readers, please be nice.)