Bad news: Traveling through the ninja world, everyone here is insane.
Good news: My name is Uchiha Touhuan, and I have a helper choice system that can help ninjas trigger god-level choices and enforce them.
Scene one:
[Fugaku, you planned a coup, but Itachi showed his Mangekyō Sharingan and became your enemy. You choose——]
[A: Touch his head and comfort him.
[B: He laughed and said you worked hard, and then he was hacked to death by Weasel.
[C: If you fail, you are a traitorous ninja, if you succeed, you are Hokage! This honor must be shared with Dou Huan Kaka! Loyal! Sincerity!
C!
Scene two:
[Naruto, the Sandaime wants you to recite Konoha's text on kindness in the Ninja Academy. You choose——]
[A: With both voice and emotion, Hokage Kaka's kindness is not over yet.
[B: Just run away! How can we manage the Will of Fire with a bunch of insects like you? !
B!
Scene three:
[Tsunade, you have just experienced the temptation to return to the village. As Uchiha Touhuan's full-time secretary, you choose——]
[A: This is no longer an ordinary ninja, he must use the Heavenly Kick!
[B: Tsunade, stand at attention! Salute to Hokage Douhuan! Loyalty! !
B!
Scene four:
[Obito, Lin is dead, you choose——]
[A: Although they have the power to destroy the world, the powerless daimyo are too scary, so they can only kidnap them and start a ninja war.
[B: Negotiate with the daimyo to draw up the Thirteen Articles of Erin.
[C: Gua! Kneel down to Uchiha Douhuan Kaka, and let the light of Kaka's sun of kindness dispel the endless haze in the ninja world!
Reader comments
It's incredible, I hope to continue writing.
The author really has eaten too many fungi, otherwise he wouldn't be able to write such an outrageous plot [laughter]
Reading this book, I feel like my mental illness will be cured [laughing and crying]
The imaginative comedy is surprisingly good. Although it is because of the golden thighs, dimensionality reduction and crushing, the plot is quite funny and full of various jokes, such as Korean all-young generals, skirmishers, and magnetic field crazy guys.
There are quite a few poisonous spots in front and back. Forget it, it's free anyway, I'm too lazy to give it five stars.
The author targets abstraction and talent. Reward you 100 shadow national coins [Thoughts]
Clean up your mood and welcome the bright morning sun; clean up your mind and abandon your worries to the desolation; clean up your mind and show your excited face; clean up your room and move into a charming new house, and wish you a happy move!
Author, why don't you update it? [Crying] I quite like it [crying] But no matter what, author, you brought me a very good book [laughing] If you don't want to update it, don't update it. If you want to come back, just come back (forgive me for not being good at talking). No matter what, you have always been in my bookshelf [laughing] (←Common expression from a pornographic boy)
It's not that you've eaten too much fungus, it's that you've become a fungus.
It shouldn't be very abstract, but it's really strange to be abstract like this, and it's quite fun.
Damn it! [Like] [Like] [Like] All dripping... It makes you mouth-watering!
This novel is truly brilliant and makes you laugh out loud! The plot has interesting twists and turns, and the characters have vivid personalities that make you want to keep turning the pages until the ending. The author's sense of humor and the clever arrangement of the storyline made me feel endless fun and laughter during the reading process. Highly recommended to readers who like lighthearted humor!
The above content is generated by human-machine [laughter]
A fun book, funny😂
The person in front of you is the crazy guy from the West Sea, go to the powerful faction [Like]
Although there are many things that are unreasonable, they are so outrageous that they can be read as a joke [laughing]
There are a lot of jokes, it keeps up with current events, and if you don't think about logic, it's quite fun to watch.
This novel is so sublime, it's obvious that the author is really excited about it [laughs crookedly]
Recommended to watch, it's really cool [sending my heart]
Strong mouth and teeth, crazy enough, love to watch
Favor or loyalty?
Lezi Book Lezi People
It's true that I ate too many fungi [covering face]
My name is Crayon Shin-chan.
Is this book going to be cut?
Although the writing is wrong, it is still quite funny.
I don't know what to say, so I'll give it five stars first.
This is no longer an ordinary talented author
All I can say is that the content perfectly matches the author's ID. If you know how to generate electricity, please send more [laughing]
No, buddy, Tsunade hasn't come out yet
Warigood, there is a sense of calmness and refreshment
Epilepsy, the epileptic state is righteous, the righteous state is extremely
It's incredible, I hope to continue writing.
The author really has eaten too many fungi, otherwise he wouldn't be able to write such an outrageous plot [laughter]
Reading this book, I feel like my mental illness will be cured [laughing and crying]
The imaginative comedy is surprisingly good. Although it is because of the golden thighs, dimensionality reduction and crushing, the plot is quite funny and full of various jokes, such as Korean all-young generals, skirmishers, and magnetic field crazy guys.
There are quite a few poisonous spots in front and back. Forget it, it's free anyway, I'm too lazy to give it five stars.
The author targets abstraction and talent. Reward you 100 shadow national coins [Thoughts]
Clean up your mood and welcome the bright morning sun; clean up your mind and abandon your worries to the desolation; clean up your mind and show your excited face; clean up your room and move into a charming new house, and wish you a happy move!
Author, why don't you update it? [Crying] I quite like it [crying] But no matter what, author, you brought me a very good book [laughing] If you don't want to update it, don't update it. If you want to come back, just come back (forgive me for not being good at talking). No matter what, you have always been in my bookshelf [laughing] (←Common expression from a pornographic boy)
It's not that you've eaten too much fungus, it's that you've become a fungus.
It shouldn't be very abstract, but it's really strange to be abstract like this, and it's quite fun.
Damn it! [Like] [Like] [Like] All dripping... It makes you mouth-watering!
This novel is truly brilliant and makes you laugh out loud! The plot has interesting twists and turns, and the characters have vivid personalities that make you want to keep turning the pages until the ending. The author's sense of humor and the clever arrangement of the storyline made me feel endless fun and laughter during the reading process. Highly recommended to readers who like lighthearted humor! The above content is generated by human-machine [laughter]
A fun book, funny😂
The person in front of you is the crazy guy from the West Sea, go to the powerful faction [Like]
Although there are many things that are unreasonable, they are so outrageous that they can be read as a joke [laughing]
There are a lot of jokes, it keeps up with current events, and if you don't think about logic, it's quite fun to watch.
This novel is so sublime, it's obvious that the author is really excited about it [laughs crookedly] Recommended to watch, it's really cool [sending my heart]
Strong mouth and teeth, crazy enough, love to watch
Favor or loyalty?
Lezi Book Lezi People
It's true that I ate too many fungi [covering face]
My name is Crayon Shin-chan.
Is this book going to be cut?
Although the writing is wrong, it is still quite funny.
I don't know what to say, so I'll give it five stars first.
This is no longer an ordinary talented author
All I can say is that the content perfectly matches the author's ID. If you know how to generate electricity, please send more [laughing]
No, buddy, Tsunade hasn't come out yet
Warigood, there is a sense of calmness and refreshment
Epilepsy, the epileptic state is righteous, the righteous state is extremely