Things Are Already This Bad, So What's Wrong with Going a Little Crazy?

Everyone said Auntie Li of the Longquan family had gone crazy.

From the first whispers and rumors, to struggling to keep it in, to occasionally reining herself in, and finally to saying whatever outrageous thing came to mind.

When people asked Auntie Li how she had become this way, Xia Xin had this to say: Auntie Li just laughed. The world had turned into exactly the kind of place she wanted, and if she didn't go a little crazy, she'd never fit in.

And when everyone thought Auntie Li was just a madwoman,

the heroine would say: “I'm obviously a sweet, soft, gorgeous beauty. Give me a sniff, I smell amazing. Go on, sniff again~”

Meanwhile, the hero thought: “My mouse-and-ox kung fu is profound, but I've got so many rivals! Why are all these people trying to steal my sweet, soft wife?”

P.S. The author is flagging potential issues upfront: this isn't a story with an exceptionally strong hero and heroine, but the leads are absolutely devoted to each other. At first, they don't trust each other and work together with ulterior motives, so there's plenty of bickering. The whole novel leans comedic, and the author's imagination runs wild, so character settings may change at any time. The title should tell you what you're in for. You don't have to love it, just click away and move on.