[The only urban fantasy food article on the entire site!
[Kill decisively] [Swallow monsters and chew dragons] [Chinese cuisine] [Folk metaphysics]
Xia Ji traveled to Quanzhen Taoist Temple, and it turned out that Quanzhen's master wanted to accept him as a disciple.
Of course he refused!
You know, Quanzhen is a vegetarian!
He has been traveling through this world for nineteen years, and he already has the Golden Finger [Demon Cooking Guide]!
But for so many years, he hasn't eaten a piece of demon meat, how can he be willing to do so?
Therefore, Master Quanzhen had no choice but to compromise and send him to [Nine Soldiers], the official mysterious organization that has been passed down for thousands of years, to let him learn the basics and wait for the day when he changes his mind!
Can!
After Xia Ji completes his studies, [Nine Soldiers] will have a perverted murderer who can swallow monsters, chew dragons, and suck blood and demons! Demon enemy! Hungry ghost!
It is completely contrary to the Quanzhen Taoism of cultivating one's moral character!
[Stir-fried Yaju, gain magical powers and become a demon-loving master!
[Charcoal-grilled gluttonous rice, gain magical power, eat heaven and earth!
Fried Qiongqi, obtains magical powers and controls thousands of monsters!
Many years later.
Xia Ji hated the fact that iron cannot become steel and said to all the demons:
"How many times have I told you, you have to give birth to more babies, give birth to more babies! Otherwise..."
As he spoke, he showed his white teeth:
"It's not enough to eat!!"
See this.
All the Nine Soldiers knelt down and begged: "Sir, please don't eat! Otherwise our Nine Soldiers will be laid off!"
Master Quanzhen cried bitterly: "Oh, oh, oh, good disciple, please change your mind quickly!"
.
Xia Ji held a ferocious chain saw in her hand, looked at everyone, and said with a cruel smile:
"At first you all called me embryo-killer, hungry ghost, but how many times have you said it! I prefer to be called - monster gourmet! Demon-swallowing master!"
[This is not a mindless and cool article, please don't read it if you don't mind]
Reader comments
The character of the protagonist is very good, not the kind of funny guy who makes noises, but the kind of cold guy who advocates the aesthetics of blood and violence... Very cool, very cool, and very suitable to my taste.
The combination with traditional Chinese food is also good!
Come on, author! Write well! Write quickly! The word count is just too few!
The character of the protagonist is very good, not the kind of funny guy who makes noises, but the kind of cold guy who advocates the aesthetics of blood and violence... Very cool, very cool, and very suitable to my taste. The combination with traditional Chinese food is also good! Come on, author! Write well! Write quickly! The word count is just too few!