
The Melon Cools Before Others Cool It Down, and All the Officials Chase Me to Eat the Melon
瓜没凉透人先凉,百官追着我吃瓜
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- Ancient Romance
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- Ancient Romance High-Concept
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I Can Make People Laugh and Have a Stomachache the Next Day
I want to see content similar to "He threw the forbidden curse at Ping A, why did you mess with him?" Cool + the best in the world + system + funny + male and female protagonist = cool article
Is There Any Novel About Salted Fish's Voice Being Eavesdropped? Come Quickly
I Beg the Protagonist to Travel Through Time and Have His Mind Read and Hear His Voice.
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The Heroine Is a Dumpling with Small Breasts. She Is Only a Few Years Old and Is so Cute That She Vomits Blood.
In a group-loving novel, the heroine is a small-breasted dumpling, only a few years old, so cute that she vomits blood. There is no male protagonist, or the age difference between the male protagonist and the female protagonist is not much different.
You Have the Ability to Read Minds, Don't Be Vague, the Heroine's Voice Tells the Truth Directly
I saw that kind of rebirth story recently. The male protagonist has the ability to read minds. He still doesn't understand why the female protagonist doesn't like him. He's as popular as a puffer fish. He also thinks the female protagonist is inexplicable and feels wronged. It makes me furious, so please give me a try.
Epilepsy, a Very Epileptic Book, the Kind That Can Wake You up Laughing in the Middle of the Night
I want to read a book like "Deliberately Chasing the Wind".
No CP, Only Recommend Novels Without CP (No CP)
The Heroine Is Invincible/at Full Level When She Appears. Don't Pretend to Be a Pig and Eat the Tiger, but Have a Good Story.
I want to read a book similar to "The Sand Sculpture System is Crazy Involved, and the Lingbao is Full". It doesn't matter if you have CP or not, the main thing is not to feel aggrieved.
Everyone Reads Minds, but the Heroine Doesn't Know. Everyone's Dark History Is Such That They Lose All Their Panties.
I want to read a book like "I Became the Group Favorite After My Whole Family of Villains Read My Mind". The heroine didn't know she was being eavesdropped. She complained about the people around her in her heart, and accidentally exposed all the dark history of herself and others. Her father and brothers who could read minds thought that she was the only one who held the secret of others.
Please Ask Everyone to Read Their Minds. on the Surface: ~In the Heart: *@#&¥$@*
Every Time I See My Hidden Gem That Has Not Been Discovered, I Get Upset. . .
Every time I read forum discussions, I feel so sad when I can't see my heart! In this topic, let's share some state banquets that have not been discovered by others!
No Cp-Chiefs of Each Major Sect-Group Portraits
Are there any such novels about cultivating immortals? I really want to read them. There has been a severe shortage of books recently.
Please Beg for a Little Flower Fairy. the Female Protagonist Is a Flower Fairy. She Is Super Strong. I Beg You on Your Knees.
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Everyone Reads Minds, the Heroine Doesn't Know, She Eats Melon Every Day and Has No Cp
There must be no cp, no male protagonist, all members can read minds, the female protagonist doesn't know, everyone listens to the female protagonist's voice and eats the melon, the entertainment industry and cultivating immortals can be used in ancient times or modern times.
"In the Territory of Daxia, the Gods Are Marching", the Heroine Is Crazy and Powerful
I'd like to read a book similar to "Zhanshen: Becoming an Agent of Eri at the Beginning". "In the territory of Daxia, it is forbidden by the gods." The heroine is crazy and powerful
Group Portrait Article, Vigorous Friendship Is No Worse Than Love
I want to watch something like "The Young Junior Sister is Clearly Super Strong But Too Much", where all the members of the Qing Dynasty gathered together in a competition. They would bicker over trivial matters on weekdays, but when big things happened, they stood on the same front, skipped classes together, practiced together, and were punished together. They didn't want the White Lotus heroine.
Mind Reading + Court Eating + Hilarious, the Heroine Is the Minister's Female Goose
I want to watch something like "The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty listened to my voice, and I showed off and ate it!" Book.
I'm Looking for Someone with a Simple Theme of Eating Melons, the Kind Where Everyone Eats Melons, Gossipy Melons
Want to watch something similar to "Eat the Big Melon!" The book "The Paralytic Man Stands Up After Reading My Heart". It's not about the plot. I have personal protection when eating melons. If you have any books, please recommend them to me. There is a shortage of books.
Is There Any Ye Qiao Fanfic? I Can't Find It.
I want to read a book similar to "The Little Junior Sister Is Clearly Super Strong, But Is Overly Dumb (Yijian Xinghedu)". Please, thank you!
Mind-Reading + Melon-Eating System, with Cp, Ancient Court Literature
I want to watch something like "The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty listened to my voice, and I showed off and ate it!" Book. Beg
Everyone Can Hear the Voice of the Heroine🔥, the Law of Eating Melon Is Really Delicious
I want to read a book like "The Tyrant's Family Panicked After Eavesdropping on the Little Princess's Voice". Mind reading, everyone, little princess, lighthearted and funny, eating melons, slapping in the face, and torturing scum.









































































































It's good-looking and good-looking. The heroine has a good outlook on life, is talented, has a kind heart, and is not a virgin. This is the kind of person taught by modern and ancient cultures. Unlike some time-travel novels that downplay the ancients and make them look powerful. In fact, the wisdom of the ancients should not be underestimated. The heroine has the dignity and stability of a lady in ancient times, but also the enlightenment of modern people. The author writes it very well. Come on.
I came here specially. I saw in Chapter 52 that the female protagonist has no CP, but there is a pair of male CPs. The author said in the commentary that I really don't understand how to read a romance novel on a female channel and read it. Let me first state that I have no objection to male-male romance, but don't have romance on a female channel. If you want to read romance, wouldn't it be better for me to watch BL? This article is quite interesting, but I can't deal with the sudden appearance of two men. I personally don't like it, but I respect the author. Wish you a happy life [sending heart] Make a reservation [send your heart]
Although this book also has a time-traveling and post-traveling system, the heroine's outlook on life is particularly positive. Although she grew up under a red flag, she doesn't have an overflowing Holy Mother's heart, and she doesn't change the fate of others at will. It surpasses 80% of voice-of-heart novels! Recommend!
It's good-looking, and the silently guarding King Jing is pretty good too. The introduction says there is no cp, but you can still get a glimpse of it from their interactions [laughing]. The heroine is very talented and has a straightforward personality. She says what she says, although some of it is just in her heart, but many people can hear it. They are simply group favorites. Everyone dotes on our "oracle" (except the bad guys, haha). It's a pity for Pei Xuan and Sister Lin. Fortunately, the author gave them a happy ending in the extra chapter instead of becoming a pair of fateful mandarin ducks.
This novel describes the life I yearn for and it also solved the knot in my heart. The heroine is kind and brave. The heroine and her family around her live a happy life. This is a good ending. Yun Qingyi, I want to be like you.
I finished reading it word for word, it's really beautiful, I'm a little bit unfinished [I'm about to cry] The other group of portraits are like eternal gods! ! ! ! Lord Xiaoyun (Yun Qingyi), Yun Jingchu, Yun Heyu, Qing Luo, Tang Yin, Tang Ling, Xie Linyuan, Wushuang, the seventh prince Xiao Jinlan, Jiang Wanning, Ning Xiaoshizi, King Jing, Pei Xuan, Lin Yue wish you a lasting friendship [sending heart][sending heart][sending heart]
It's good-looking, not bad, and quite fun. Good luck to the author✊, please update more.
I found that since the appearance of the Prince of the Western Regions, the author has been particularly fond of writing about the arc of the lips xxx, the lip corners overflowing xxx, the lip corners xxx, the mouth corners xxx. It can be seen that he is completely addicted to the eyebrows, eyes and mouth. There are one hundred and thirty-two lip corners in the book, and there are more than 300 serious and improper mouth corners. I really don't like it. Okay, come here once in a while and I feel handsome. If he appears too often, he has to pretend. Especially when the prince of the Western Regions appears every time, he must have the corners of his lips and eyes, and raising his eyebrows + squinting + raising the corners of his lips can really only think of some obscene smile or the legendary God of War with a crooked mouth. At first, I thought he was a super handsome man, but now I can't think of it at all. The plot is quite interesting, and it has nothing to do with eating melons anymore, but it is one of the rare long stories of this type that can be read to the end. Although it only skips three or four chapters, once a type of melons is written, it will not be repeated later, and there are not many similar ones. In many of the melon-eating stories I have read, it is inevitable that the routines are very similar. This one only has this feeling of deja vu in the middle and late stages of the plot. There are only about ten chapters, and it is not like this anymore. Literary talent is really good Maybe I won't watch it a second time, but it's definitely okay if I watch it for the first time. Alas, I was only thinking about the plot before I wrote the review. I forgot about it. This book is one that can be eaten without cp, not without ambiguity. In the plot, King Jing's love for him is inexplicable. It's like falling in love at first sight and as if we've known each other for a long time. In the side story, it's said that he helped him when he was a child. I just followed along and didn't jump to watch the side story first, so when I was watching the main drama, I didn't understand what was going on. Although the childhood sweetheart is a bit confusing, the childhood sweetheart setting itself has a lot of room for association🤤🤤🤤It also appeared in other people's mouths before the official appearance. It feels even better after watching the extra story🤤🤤🤤Young tame dyeing is good🤤🤤🤤
I read this latest chapter in one go. Compared with the cool articles in the same series, I think it is very suitable to my liking so far. Although the article quotes hot Internet memes, it is not embarrassing. The storyline is humorous and interesting, and I can feel that the writing is very mature and has ink in its belly. The logic is smooth, the characters are very three-dimensional, and the relationship between the protagonist and the supporting characters is natural. I recommend it! (There is also a section where the logic is a bit messed up. I would like to make a small suggestion about this, which is the section where the second prince of Beili secretly goes to Beijing to go on an outing with Prince Ning of Qingyi Wushuangjing. It would be better if the author could see this review and go back and revise it.)
This is a refreshing book. It is an ancient novel but there is not so much intrigue. Just eat melon and take a sip of CP. The overall feeling is very comfortable. The author gives it a thumbs up.
It's very interesting. I almost gave up on it when I first saw the rating. Fortunately, I opened it and read it. The protagonist and supporting characters each have their own shining points. The heroine improved the status of women in that era, gave them more choices to lead different lives, and also helped the country to become better and stronger.
I really like a mind-reading book. Although it is a bit idealistic, everyone is seriously protecting Yiyi (the secret), which is really great. Most of the characters have their own endings. Those from other countries seemed to have written them in detail, but they were all summarized in the later stage, which was okay. Thank you author.
It's very good, it's interesting at the front and has a bland and warm scene at the back. And I really like the passage in it: "Life is not a race, there is no unified end point. Some people get married at the age of twenty, some meet their true love at the age of forty, and some choose to be single. These are all their own practices, and there is no distinction between superior and inferior." I wish everyone can live the life they want. I also wish that Mrs. Xiaoyun, her family and friends and other cherished people may have this day every year and have this day every year. [Send heart][Send heart][Send heart]
This book deserves a five-star rating. Although it is a book about female fans, it also deserves to be admired. Mark it (worth two brushes). The author's writing style is very good, and one will be dazzled just by the description of the characters' clothes. There are so many words that I have never even seen before. There is also great care in naming characters. Many of the characters are basically unseen but full of meaning. The writing of the article is smooth and coherent, and the three views are correct, unlike the explicit descriptions on male videos. The author seems to be a liberal arts student who has read a lot of classics and history. Anyway, I can't write this kind of article. Moreover, he also quotes from classics and classics. In many places, he also quotes some famous books in history (which I have never read) and history. It's worth a visit for everyone! ! !
I finished reading it word for word, and I felt that I still had more to say than I could read, and I felt a bit melancholy. The author's writing style is very good, and the writing is smooth and coherent. The content is three-dimensional and the plot is interesting. The protagonist has no CP, and each character has his or her own characteristics. In addition: I wish Yun Qingyi and every friend a long-lasting friendship, everything goes well, peace and joy, smooth roads wherever they go, clear light everywhere they look, happiness and longevity to the family, and flowers blooming along the way; I wish Yun Jingchu and your wife Luo, Yun Heyu and Tang Ling, the Seventh Prince and Jiang Wanning, Ning Xiaoshizi and Wushuang General, Pei Xuan and Lin Yue and other lovers have been together for a hundred years. I wish the lovers inside and outside the text will never be separated; I also wish that the country will be prosperous and the people will be prosperous and prosperous. Goodbye Yiyi, may you always be happy, safe and healthy
It's a really good book. I've read it many times, but each one is very different. She is very lively but she never loses focus on big things (you can really see it - the poems from other countries are really exciting) I also like Sister Lin very much. She and Pei Xuan finally got together - they also participated in their wedding in a way. Although they didn't meet in real life, they still like it very much. The writing is so good and the writing is limited hahaha. I really like it. It's very good to read it.
There are quite a few novels with this kind of voice, but this one is still very attractive. The main reason is that the atmosphere at home is very good, and the parents are open-minded. The heroine is also very protective of the people and the country in important matters! But there are some plots in it that are quite similar. It seems that Mr. Wu's butt was touched in Mr. Xiaolin's book [laughing]
Very nice, recommended! Recommend! Recommend! There is no CP, the parents and the family are harmonious, they do not indulge blindly, and they teach the heroine to be more sensible. The friends around her are also very happy. Even the couple who died are also very happy in modern times. Especially the AI video made me cry. The heroine's previous life looked a bit depressing. Fortunately, this life is very happy. Her family is healthy, her friends are close to each other, and the country is prosperous.
I have read it. The content is interesting, the views are upright, and the charm of the group portraits is really great. Yiyi is a very good girl, has a family who loves her, and close friends on the same channel. She does not let go of the chain in important matters, and provides a different life path for women. He is a good Xiaoyun who thinks about the country and the people. May Yiyi be safe and smooth, be healthy and happy, may the country be prosperous, and the country be peaceful and peaceful. The author's writing style is also very good. I hope you will be rich, prosperous, and happy in the future. I also hope that you can work hard and write better works [heartfelt]
Yiyi is a very warm girl. The heroines in the novels I read before were all just for fun. However, even though Yiyi is a mess, she is also capable. She is warm in nature and kind but not a virgin. This is the first book that I have written a review for. I hope the author will work hard and write warmer novels.
I highly recommend this book. With so many books on my bookshelf, this book is one of the few that I have read completely. The heroine is pregnant and bound to the melon-eating system. She has two older brothers. The whole family loves the heroine very much, including the emperor, civil and military ministers, and the younger brother. I think the reason why the heroine is loved and loved by everyone is because she is a very good person. She hates evil and will do her best to help when she encounters injustice. When she encounters poor but good-hearted people, she will do her best to give her a living. The melon-eating system, also known as melon treasure, is also super cute. It is one of the best and most cute systems among many systematic articles. When he encounters behavior that will harm the host, he will automatically activate the guardian mode. He is the same as our heroine's friend, and melon melon is also super powerful. In short, if you like to read articles similar to this kind of article about eating melons and having your voice eavesdropped in court, it won't be a loss for you to invest [Sending Hearts]
Please note that there is no cp (if you mind, please do not disturb [face covering] [face covering] [face covering]) The heroine brought the system melon treasure to the court and ate the big melon🍉. From then on, all the civil and military officials in the court fell in love with going to work [laughing] It's really beautiful, there are so many funny things that I almost lost my dimples [eating melon] [eating melon] [eating melon]
It's really good to watch, but the ending is a bit too hasty and short. I really want to make those restless and well-meaning countries start to make trouble, and the fake prince and the princess who killed her sister don't know their own life experience, but I have to say that the author's writing style is really good, [send my heart][send my heart][send my heart]
I have read Chapter 52 so far, and I can tell that the writing style is very good, and the story is very attractive. The highlight of not giving five stars is that there are too many words to describe the appearance of the characters (everyone is like this), which gives a feeling of mixed word count (although this does not affect the reading). The real highlight is that it is sold in a non-CP, which is not to say that it is not allowed to be written at all, just a few sentences will be enough. If I don't want to see it in this kind of article, I want to watch emotional dramas, I can go to see one that specializes in writing about emotions.
This story is really fun but not ridiculous. The heroine loves to eat melons, but she doesn't just watch the fun. Although she is a bit naughty, she also uses her melon-eating skills to do a lot of good things. It's a funny and warm family getting along with each other, and there's no awkward feeling of being halfway through. There are also friends who grew up together. The heroine also warms them with her actions, and they all shine in their fields of expertise. There is no greasy emotional drama, and the natural and smooth relationship is the most attractive. I started to cry halfway through the movie, so I stopped watching it. I am so narrow-minded that I cannot bear to see the slightest bit of pain. The regret and suffering are too uncomfortable. Fortunately, I watched the extra chapter in advance of the ending. The author is very good, and the follow-up for everyone is natural and warm, leaving people with infinite longing and imagination. It's a good book with more content than "The Heart's Voice Eats Melons"
Oh my god, this novel is so funny that it made me cough. It was so interesting that I stayed up most of the night. I actually finished reading it. Then I thought of recommending it to everyone, it's really interesting.
It's good-looking, funny, and the writing is not bad, and the author is very receptive to suggestions from readers.
The content is good. Except for a few mission stories that are a bit funny for the sake of being funny, the other content is well written, especially the part about the visit of the Three Kingdoms. The whole book contains family, friendship, colleagues, and love. Every feeling is handled quite naturally. The author has a good writing style and knows how to describe. The writing is quite artistic. This is the only book that rushes to have no cp, but wants Xiaoyun and Xiaoxie to have a happy ending. But it's still pretty good-looking!
After reading more than 300 chapters, can the author add a side story about King Jing and the heroine? I really want King Jing to be with the heroine. King Jing is really pitiful and very good. He has always liked the heroine silently. Please🙏🏻 There are also childhood sweethearts, after all, they are ancient times and modern times. I really like them two and really want them to be together. Please, please🙏🏻
It's very interesting, really very interesting. This is the only novel that I didn't jump to read, because I usually like to jump to read, but this is the only novel that I didn't jump to read. The author is great, but a little selfish. I want to see the follow-up of King Jing and Master Yun.