Little Junior Sister, Stop Acting! Your Simp Persona Has Crumbled

A genuinely rabid dog, a fake bootlicker of a villainess, and a beautiful, brooding junior apprentice

Wuhua was sent to various worlds to play the lovesick lapdog in missions because she was such a menace. After all her efforts, her 999th mission finally failed.

System warning: “If you mess up your final mission, you’re toast.”

So Wuhua was sent to the last world for a stint of hard labor.

System: “Your mission is to fawn over the male lead.”

Wuhua: “Got it!” (At their first meeting, Wuhua punched the male lead and sent him flying.)

System: (Scowling) “Fine. Make him some clothes. You know how to sew, right?”

Wuhua: “Piece of cake.” (While taking the male lead’s measurements, Wuhua pulled his pants down in front of everyone.)

Wuhua: (Gazing at his red long johns, eyes shining) “Wow, so red! Is it your zodiac year?” (She grinned.) “And what a pert little butt~”

The male lead was furious.

He looked like he wanted to chop her to pieces, but he was too well-mannered to do it.

Though her mission wasn’t going smoothly, the little beauty Wuhua had picked up by the roadside and brought home was genuinely sweet.

Before she picked up the beauty, Wuhua had always thought that, however shameless she might be, her sexual orientation was definitely normal.

Ever since she started looking after the little beauty, everything felt wrong.

Wuhua: “Is it normal to blush when I look at another woman’s body?”

Wuhua: “Is it okay to want to take advantage of another woman? I mean, kiss her?”

Wuhua: “Is that big bulge down there some kind of illness?”

Wuhua: “...This is all pretty normal. He’s a man.”

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#I thought we were meeting for the first time, but it turns out this reunion was hard-won.

#It was wrong from the very beginning. I thought I was reading a story, never realizing that the story was about me.