I Seek Immortality by Slaying Demons and Subduing Evil

[Jianghu and Court] [Slaying Demons] [Confidantes] [No System] [Xianxia]

There are five great inheritances in the world: Dao, martial arts, immortality, demons, and ghosts!

And I, Li Wuchou, possess two of them all by myself!

Well, you audacious female demon, trying to disturb my state of mind?

Mami mami hong, prepare to die!

Behold my Great Thunderclap Sutra!

Immortal Guide: “Those without status or credentials, please take the main road to Qingshan.”

“Those carrying an entry trial token, please take the narrow path.”

“Those with a spiritual recommendation letter, please take the Immortal Guide Corridor.”

Li Wuchou waved both hands. “Immortal Guide, what about me? I have a Lingfan Sect token!”

“…”

Sect Ancestor: “You ignorant brat, are you going to accept me as your master or not?”

Li Wuchou: “No, no, absolutely not!”

Ancestor: “I’m an Yin-Yang Immortal!”

Li Wuchou: “Don’t give me the yin-yang treatment!”

“…”

Brothel Madam: “Not bad, junior brother. You brought back your cultivation partner and wife so quickly.”

Li Wuchou glanced at the two stunning women behind him.

His expression remained perfectly composed. “Third Senior Sister, stop teasing me. They’re not my cultivation partner and wife. This is my newly taken junior sister, and this is the boss whose goods I’m escorting.”

“…”

With a sword in hand, he came from the jianghu.

His parents abandoned him as a child to sell him for money. He bore no grudge against them; he only hated himself.

He hated that once he had money, he could no longer find them.

He hated that when he grew up, he could no longer remember what they looked like.

If one day he finds his parents,

If his master tries to stop him, he’ll block him with a cup of tea. If the emperor tries to stop him, he’ll fend him off with a sword. If an immortal tries to stop him, he’ll crush them underfoot!

With a million demon soldiers waving their banners before him...

He will kill them all without fail!