While Others Pursue Me, I Go Wild, and the Villain Praises My Shamelessness

[BL + quick transmigration + devoted one-on-one romance + read-but-reply-nonsense trope + absurd chaos + lovesick, gloomy, obsessive green-tea villain vs. teasing, sharp-tongued, fun-loving, absurd beauty]

Xia Qi died, then came back to life.

He was also forcibly bound to a resurrection System called [If You Won't Be a Jerk, Who Will?].

Mission: trigger the read-but-reply-nonsense entry and rewrite the plot by firing back with absurd one-liners.

His motto: “The protagonist goes berserk, I take pictures. The plot falls apart, I go to sleep.”

Xia Qi, a born troublemaker: “This kind of good thing exists?”

The rich-family story of the real and fake young masters, a nightmare from the start, but Xia Qi rises from rock bottom.

The little green tea whines and cries, and Xia Qi fires off an absurd line without missing a beat: “First of all, I think pickled cabbage should have an exam admission number, so I think you look a bit like Shakespeare.”

The little green tea: “?”

Xia Qi smiles faintly: “You look like a Shakespeare wannabe.”

A classic scum-top-and-doormat-bottom esports story, a disastrous start, with the scum top humiliating him.

The scum top spreads sexual rumors about him in a livestream watched by tens of thousands. Xia Qi forces a video call and hits him with an absurd one-liner: “Did you hit your limit on Pinduoduo? Making money is so easy that you think everyone’s in the same business? An earthquake hits, Ace runs off, and you’re still locked in a cage.”

The scum top: “?”

Xia Qi raises an eyebrow: “You’re not only a bottom, you’re also a fanboy.”

He takes on everyone and everything, and by the end the plot has changed beyond recognition. Even the villain doesn’t turn evil, and is even willing to be the third party for love.

Huo Chenshi lowers his head. His slightly long, tousled hair hides his reddened eyes, and a feverish blush spreads across his cheeks. “It’s okay. I’ll… keep waiting until you love me. The one who isn’t loved is the third wheel. As long as A Qi doesn’t hate me, that’s enough.”

Xia Qi: A gloomy little green tea? Interesting.

System: ...You really are impossible to sway, you little rascal. (Laughs bitterly and rubs its forehead.)