Beng Tie: Was Robbed by the Star God at the Beginning

[A novice Xiaobai's practice work, with some magic modifications] My name is Xing Luo. I live on Earth in the solar system at the edge of the Milky Way. I have a house, no car, and no savings. In the final stage of the college entrance examination, I worked hard to get into the undergraduate program. When I went to report, I heard screaming from behind and looked back. A large truck was rushing through the crowd, and the scene was chaotic. It was heading towards me, and I tried to run away with my legs. I managed to avoid the impact of the truck, but when I looked back, it came again. I used my 250-degree wisdom to avoid the impact and stuck the truck in the wall. Unfortunately, my legs were bruised. When I was about to leave, I found that another truck hit me. Faced with this situation, I couldn't help but think of the famous elegance expert Mr. Tom Cat's scene of being hit by a cow! [Since you can't live peacefully, then go to hell gracefully] After adjusting his clothes, he stretched out his right hand and showed his middle finger~~~~Bang!