[Not a One Piece Fanfic] [Comedy] [Everyone Gets the Wrong Idea] [Guaranteed to Be Great] [Nonstop Excitement] [Lighthearted] [Reality Is What You Believe]
Qin Tailong transmigrated to a parallel world, where a cute shop assistant told him that the One Piece world had arrived not long ago. People could gain powerful supernatural abilities by making contracts with Devil Fruits.
Qin Tailong had thought he’d have to toil like an ox after transmigrating, but something seemed off. Devil Fruit powers didn’t appear to work on him?
“I’m the Mountain Bandit King Geli, with an 8-million-Berry bounty! I’m the Iron-Skin Man who contracted with the Iron-Iron Fruit!”
“Bro, that’s awesome!”
The Mountain Bandit King Geli used his Devil Fruit power, but to Qin Tailong, he just looked like a guy who’d strapped a few pieces of scrap metal to himself.
“I’m invulnerable to blades and bullets now! No matter how you attack me, you can’t hurt me!”
“If you can so much as hurt a hair on my head, take this 800w-Berry bounty!”
Qin Tailong: “Want me to give it a try?”
He tried, and the bandit died.
Qin Tailong looked at the Mountain Bandit King Geli lying stiff on the ground, then turned innocently to the remaining bandits, who were trembling all over. “You heard him. He told me to hit him.”
“Don’t use your life to scam people!”
