[Inner thoughts + slacking off + cultivation + everyone’s favorite + Heaven-reaching + wild imagination + System + summer vacation cultivation]
Is the foremost female immortal in the Primordial World about to die???
Ye Tian transmigrates to the Primordial World and activates the [Super Slacker System]: the flatter he lies, the steadier the calamities become!
From then on, the Jie Sect’s style grows increasingly bizarre:
While the immortals shut themselves away to cultivate, Ye Tian grills meat on the Godslayer Spear, chops wood with Pangu’s Axe, and watches his cultivation skyrocket in his sleep!
Tongtian tears up the lesson plan in a fury: “You little ingrate! Keep lying around, and the Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation will grow mushrooms!”
Meanwhile, the Three Xiao sisters’ attention is completely elsewhere:
Gentle Yunxiao: “Junior Brother Ye’s ‘lie-flat formation’… I’ll have to document it myself.”
Foodie Qiongxiao: “If he isn’t cooking at the Peach Banquet, I refuse to sign the invitation!”
Tsundere Bixiao: “You want to touch him? Ask my Golden Dragon Scissors if they’ll allow it!”
The two Western sages sneer and try to punish him, only to trigger Ye Tian’s [Lie-Flat Critical Hit] when he rolls over!
On the eve of the Investiture of the Gods calamity, Ye Tian rewrites the Heavenly Book with a Huangzhong Plum in his mouth:
The Heavenly Court Job-Hunting Guide + a God-Thrashing Whip HR rating pen!
Hongjun cracks the Jade Disc of Creation: “If this kid lies around any longer, the Heavenly Dao will collapse!”
The Netherworld Ancestor threatens to destroy the Jie Sect, but Ye Tian simply pulls out his Salted Fish Throne and murmurs in his sleep:
“What’s the rush? Once I wake up… I’ll stew your Sea of Blood into sauerkraut fish!”
[Warning! Host’s slacker score has exceeded the limit! Activating Slacker Salvation Mode!]
Yuanshi Tianzun’s Dao heart shatters: “Stop him! If he keeps lying around, he’ll slack his way into sainthood!!!”
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I'm tired of reading ancient novels with great bitterness and deep hatred, but this "The Ancient One" made me laugh out loud! The other protagonists are all practicing hard, but the male protagonist just lies down and becomes a salted fish, and Sanxiao is even jealous 🥰🥰🥰🥰 for him. The most amazing thing is that the voice stream has been added, leading saints such as Yuanshi Tianzun, Zhunti Jiejieyin, Demon Ancestor, Hongjun, Nuwa and so on to play around and control the heavens! 👍 👍 👍, it looks great!