The Host Is Wildly Unhinged, Yet Strong Enough to Defy Heaven

[No CP + Strong Female Lead + Siblings + Hilarious Wish-Fulfillment + Memes + Ensemble Cast]

Oh, heavens, judge the faithful and the treacherous! She was just playing landlord and drinking some milk halfway through when she choked to death. Then a big white ball claiming to be the slacker System Xiao Gan found her. It said that if she completed her missions properly, she'd get a master at her left hand and a junior disciple at her right. What a sweet deal!

Wait, what do you mean you found the wrong person? How could the System make such a huge mistake? Then surely it was only fair for her to wreak havoc across the entire cultivation world.

Bringing along her brother, blowing up secret realms, bullying protagonists, and beating up prodigies were all part of the daily routine.

What, the senior brothers and sisters want to join in too? Come on over! We guarantee you'll experience the thrill of being so shameless you practically smoke.

What should she do when the plot goes off the rails in a 1v4? She pulls out an OPP0a5 talisman. Add an heavenly-grade cultivation manual,