Meow, I am a cat. I was born in an age of chaos and have lived for a thousand years. I especially adore heroines with graceful figures and beautiful faces, so the Empress bestowed upon me the name Li Chunfeng. People prefer to call me “Lord Cat.”
I love lazing around, throwing tantrums, and doing as I please. With nine lives, I enjoy standing up for the wronged and looking down on the world. Sometimes I stir up trouble in the underworld, and I also enjoy meddling in court affairs. Most of all, I love toying with people's hearts. To me, all humans are my servants.
For an ordinary person to hire a member of my cat clan, they must complete the three letters and six rites and pledge to serve us for life. Even then, they must win my clan's favor before they may adopt one of us. I believe that one day, my cat clan will conquer all of humankind and rule the world.
