What Marriage Alliance Summit? Let’s Have Fun and Go Wild!

Her scumbag fiancé pushed her off a cliff for his mistress, and the blow to Mei Lizhi's head cured the stupidity she'd suffered from for thirteen years.

After those thirteen foggy years, she finally understood the meaning of life.

Bad people? Hit them if you feel like it.

Scumbags? Curse them out if you feel like it.

Got a grudge? Settle it right away.

What if you go stupid again tomorrow?

Her scumbag fiancé kicks up a fuss? Mei Lizhi gives him a wicked smile: “Without me, would you still be the heir?”

(｢･ω･)｢ Hey!

Her imperial uncle sends her to the marriage alliance between the two kingdoms, and the name Ai Fafeng leaves everyone stunned.

When asked, “If a flawless, handsome man confessed his love to you, would you marry him?”

She steels herself: “No such person exists. Treat him as a Northern Dawa spy and torture him for information.”

Everyone cries that she's so original, and surely such a clever beauty must be Miss Liu, renowned for her literary talent?

They look closer: it's the mad princess?!!!

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Years later, whenever people remember that marriage alliance gathering, they clutch their heads, afraid they'll laugh them off.

Mei Lizhi single-handedly led the whole event astray. The marriage alliance gathering instantly became a comedy show, and its many legendary scenes went down in history, amusing people for a thousand years.

Everyone's reputation was ruined, while the princess's reputation alone turned around.

Her admiring fans give their hot take: “A princess like her would be a riot as a wife or a husband.”

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Mei Lizhi leaves chaos wherever she goes, but when she meets Xituoye, the crown prince of Xiyue, their odds are evenly matched.

He declares his love in public: “Everyone else is trash. You're the only one worth picking up, and you're worthy of my noble self!”

Mei Lizhi slaps him: “Get lost.”

Xituoye looks pitifully at her: “Sister, have you forgotten me? I came here just for you.”