Marvel: From the Start, I Join Hydra

[Comedy + action-packed + snark + multiverse + major events]

What? I wake up in Sokovia and Hydra is hunting me!

Could I get any unluckier? Oh my God, I run straight into Crossbones. What am I supposed to do, fight him? Where’s Captain America...?

Diller accidentally transmigrates into Marvel and realizes he’s in serious trouble. Then he discovers a strange watch on his wrist.

The Omnitrix: transform into Ben 10!

Let’s see how Four Arms measures up to the Hulk!

Let XLR8 race Quicksilver!

Tony, I’ll take this Mark 42 suit. What do you mean the access restrictions haven’t been lifted? No problem, I’ve got Ditto!

Groot, what are you saying? I’ll turn into Wildvine so we can have a proper conversation.

Let’s see whose claws are sharper, Wolverine’s or my own, the Howling Wolf’s...

To protect myself, I’d better join Hydra first. Then I can be a superhero and collect three pensions: Hydra, S.H.I.E.L.D., and the Avengers.

Wait, it looks like I can collect more than three: the Guardians of the Galaxy, the Fantastic Four, the Defenders, the X-Men...

Come on, I’m just a rookie. What the heck is a Morlun?

The Avengers haven’t even assembled yet, and you want me involved in a major Spider-Verse event? Are you kidding me?

Old Man Logan? Is a challenge like that really something I have to face?