Transformers: Am I Saving the World?!

[Transformers live-action universe + no female lead + non-native protagonist + lighthearted]

[Endless Life] is a massively popular virtual reality game.

When Kapatta opens his eyes again, there's a blue screen in front of him. He's thrilled: Jazz, Jetfire, and Ironhide... Of course he's going to clear the game perfectly!

Kapatta: As a good guy, I have basic morals and integrity. I'm honest and upright... Jazz, who should we mess with next?

Jazz: We've already tried sneaking up on people at midnight with sacks over their heads and whacking them with bricks. How about something new?

Ironhide: People like you are dragging down the Autobots' standards!

Sideswipe: How can a human carbon-based life-form with no sense of boundaries have any decency?

Optimus Prime: Everyone, calm down, calm down... Megatron, it's either you or me!

Megatron: Without me, what are you, Prime?