The Little Palace Maid Flirts Up a Storm, and the Mad Emperor Is All for It

[Mutual firsts]

[Cruel, cold-blooded, women-averse mad emperor VS alluring, wicked-hearted palace maid who plays dumb to outwit her enemies]

Jiang Luoyu transmigrated into a book, becoming the ill-fated first wife of the male lead, who dies early in the romance novel.

After an accident sends the plot off course, Jiang Luoyu receives a new mission: win someone over.

To win over Li Jinyuan, Jiang Luoyu disguises herself as a palace maid and goes undercover by his side.

The big boss is cold, abstinent, and cruelly sinister. He has no interest in women and flies into a murderous rage at the slightest provocation.

Jiang Luoyu thinks: He’s basically a rabid dog. Why bother trying to win him over? I should make a run for it.

Li Jinyuan hates women who use their charms to manipulate the ruler. When he sees the slender, alluring Jiang Luoyu before him, he is about to draw his sword and cut down the insolent little maid.

But then he hears her thoughts.

[Hahaha, when the dog emperor gets mad, his nostrils puff in and out. I really want to poke them.]

[That dog emperor has such a perky butt. I really want to give it a squeeze.]

[So fair and tender. What a waste not to go dancing under the moonlight.]

The tyrant warily clutches his robe closed. “How dare a lowly servant lust after my body? The audacity!”

Later, the tyrant takes Jiang Luoyu’s hand and presses it to his chest. “Go on, touch all you want.”