Why are all the stand-up comedy audience members women? Because when the audience is all men...
No harmful messages are intended. This story is entirely fictional.
“A loaf of bread costs 500,000. Drive the vampires back!”
“Eight hundred thousand against six hundred thousand. We have the advantage!”
“Our army is a force of kings. We won’t return to the capital until we’ve conquered Zhongzhou!”
“Oh, the King of Nandu is here!”
“The enemy is strong and we’re weak. Fight a protracted war, wage guerrilla warfare, and play the long game!”
“They’re big and we’re small. Launch a lightning strike and break through in one fell swoop. That’s our only way out!”
“I’m the one who let them live in peace and happiness.”
“I’d rather betray the world than let the world betray me.”
“The world does not belong to one person. It belongs to everyone.”
“We’re siblings, yet we’ve turned against each other. We share the same roots, so why must we destroy one another?”
A tragedy destroys something beautiful. This story has no heartbreak at all.
Oh, why are you using me? I'm not used to this perspective.