Cultivation Has Nothing to Do with Me, I Just Want to Go Home

[Clairvoyance + beast taming + goofy ensemble cast + joyful cultivation]

After Shen Luo unexpectedly gains clairvoyance, she keeps running into all kinds of trouble in everyday life. When she runs a red light and gets hit by a car, she wakes up in a cultivation world, where she must complete the System’s world-saving missions if she wants to go home.

The hapless Shen Luo tilts her head and points at herself. “Huh? Me?”

System: Complete the missions, and you can come back to life in your original world. You’ll also get a billion dollars.

Shen Luo immediately straightens her head. “It’s not about the money. I really just want to go home.”

But can a fragile girl with no spiritual roots and no way to cultivate really complete these missions?

System: Perseverance is the key to victory!

And so…

Whenever danger appears, Shen Luo furrows her brow and retreats behind everyone else.

The others say nothing, then turn around and shoot her a glare.

Shen Luo: Hehe, you go ahead. I’ll cover the rear (and save my own skin)!

Later, everyone realizes Shen Luo has been pretending to be weak all along!

Four assassins and four spirit beasts hunt her down, confident that this time they’ll finally get Shen Luo.

Separated from her companions, Shen Luo gives them a wicked smile. “Bet you didn’t see this coming! I have nine spirit beasts just like these!”

[The heroine grows over time, and she’ll go home in the end. Occasional comedy balances out the tragic undertones. The writing leans serious, but the ending is happy!]