[Severe OOC + lighthearted and cheerful + ensemble cast + transmigration into a book + headcanon + no logic]
Xiao Ge, looking shocked: ?
Zhang Ruinan, grinning: Hello, brother!
Miao Anyu: You're running away!
Hei Xiazi: Hehehe... Run!
Everyone: Wait, what's going on...
The zongzi: I don't dare open my eyes. I hope this is just a hallucination.
Zhang Ruinan, a wage slave born under the national flag and raised in the spring breeze, had finally caught the latest trend: the great wave of transmigration into books. Of course, a wage slave can't choose their identity, and even in a new world, they're still just an employee.
Xiao Ge: What? We have to work? Need a hand?
Wu Xie pulled Xiao Ge away: Don't mind her. She's nuts.
Hei Xiazi checked his bank balance and let out a long breath: Phew~
Miao Anyu rolled her eyes and pinched Hei Xiazi: You're embarrassing.
Wang Men: Then what does that make me... Never mind.
New thing: Does nobody care about us? Hehehe, while they're...
New thing: Cry, cry, cry. Suffer, suffer, suffer.
(P.S. The author wrote this little wish-fulfillment story for fun with her bestie. The plot and content contain a lot of personal headcanon. Everyone's welcome to read it. If it isn't to your refined tastes, feel free to leave using the button in the upper left. Please forgive the elementary-school-level writing. The author is sensitive.)