Honghuang: Nurturing Yunxiao, Until Tongtian Loses His Cool

[Steady and cautious + Jie Sect + twists + shameless + lighthearted humor]

After Chen Ge hit the jackpot with a fully insured accident, he transmigrated to the prehistoric world.

Chen Ge had a rather poor innate foundation and scant fortune, so he instead awakened a [Health and Wellness System].

All he had to do was focus on staying healthy and enjoying life to grow stronger.

That is, until Yunxiao came to his cultivation abode on Buzhou Mountain.

A debate on the Dao began, and she was not convinced by the path of health and wellness.

With his silver tongue, Chen Ge eventually won her over.

He led Yunxiao astray, getting her to join him in his wellness routine.

Tongtian: “What the heck? I’m preaching, and Yunxiao is eating popcorn?”

Tongtian: “What’s cola? What’s Huazi? And what’s a foot massage?”

So Tongtian came along in disguise. After that, Nuwa and Houtu also arrived at Chen Ge’s abode one after another.

Chen Ge: “Foot massage is also a Dao, and technique is also a method. The Dao follows nature.”

Tongtian: “I get it now. I’ve struggled my whole life, so can’t I enjoy myself for once?”

Nuwa: “Chen Ge, you dare say to my face that Nuwa is doing nothing? And you tell Tongtian to steal my merit for mending the heavens? Isn’t that NTR right in front of me?”

Houtu: “Wellness is great, and it feels wonderful. Maybe I won’t transform myself into the Six Paths of Reincarnation after all?”

From that day on, the prehistoric world changed completely.

Until one day…

The Heavenly Dao’s Hongjun awoke and saw Tongtian, Nuwa, and Houtu slacking off and taking care of themselves.

What’s going on? If you’re all going to slack off, how am I supposed to bring about the Witch-Demon Tribulation? And what about the Investiture of the Gods Tribulation?

“Shangqing, Yuqing, do you know why Tongtian is acting this way?”

Prince (Yuanshi): “Teacher, we don’t know either~”