Live Palm Readings: The Internet's Fortune-Tellers Kneel and Call Me Dad

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Li Mufeng transmigrates to a parallel world.

He logs into the original owner’s Chaoyin account, which has only seven followers.

Li Mufeng: “I’m sworn against fortune-tellers? Wrong! Completely wrong!”

He’ll take the fortune-tellers’ path and leave them nowhere to go.

Master Yu roars, “You ignorant brat, you don’t know your place. I’ll set up an altar and perform a ritual right now, and you won’t live to see tomorrow.”

Li Mufeng studies his palm. “Little Yu, your palm shows island markings on both the Heaven and Human lines. I can tell you’re in the late stages of lung cancer. Get down on your knees and call me Dad, and I might keep you alive.”

A moment later, Master Yu kneels and kowtows. “Master Dad, please save me...”

A debunker of pseudoscience: “Traditional Chinese medicine? Palmistry? That’s pseudoscience mixed with feudal superstition. I’ll expose you for what you are.”

Li Mufeng studies his palm. “Your palm is red, your hypothenar eminence is dark, there’s an island on your Heaven line, and your Life line is broken. You’re having a stroke, and it’s happening today. Call 120, now.”

The debunker, fuming, has barely stood up when a splitting headache hits him. The food he ate last night comes spewing out, and he collapses to the ground!

The whole internet is stunned!

Netizen 1: “Master, could you tell me how my finances will fare?”

Netizen 2: “Young man, you’re so handsome. If you don’t feel like working hard anymore, just tell Auntie.”

Online fortune-tellers with millions of followers kneel and kowtow: “Master Dad, from now on, I will follow you wherever you go...”

From nothing but a photo of a palm, Li Mufeng can calculate its owner’s appearance, personality, and life history. The Jiangcheng Criminal Investigation Team respectfully asks, “Mr. Li, please become the chief consultant of our forensic sketching division and help us...”