After his phone is struck by lightning, it connects to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, changing his fate forever. Now he’ll write the history of the Three Kingdoms himself. Who knows who will unify the country? There are fortunes to be made by shaking down the likes of Cao Cao, Sun Jian, Dong Zhuo, and Yuan Shao. What if he falls for Diao Chan? He’ll marry her. Can he beat Lü Bu? No need to get his own hands dirty. What if he falls for Zhen Mi? He’ll steal her away. Will Yuan Xi let it slide? He’s not worried. What if he falls for Xiao Qiao? He’ll steal her from Zhou Yu. Will Zhou Yu go mad? That could be tricky, but he has Zhuge Liang. Who handles the company’s technical work? Hua Tuo, of course. The head of tech? That’s classified. Who’s his personal bodyguard? He has several, including one who wields a Green Dragon Crescent Blade. What if he becomes a business tycoon and makes enemies on all sides? Easy. He’ll deal with any soldiers who come, and let the beauties handle themselves.
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It deviates from history. The ancients spoke rudely and modernized, but overall it's pretty much the same.