Three Kingdoms: From the Start, I Reject Liu Xuande

After transmigrating to the Three Kingdoms, Tian Yan gets bound to the “Three Kingdoms Super Ridiculously Unreliable Random System.”

While others recruit Guan Yu and Zhang Fei from the start, Tian Yan turns down the benevolent and righteous Liu Bei from the start. His reason? “If I join you, I’ll go bankrupt sooner or later.”

While other people’s Systems reward them with divine weapons and prized steeds, Tian Yan’s rewards are expired sorghum candies, “Thanks for Playing” cards, and the care of Zhao Yun of Changshan, which is “impossible to understand, but deeply shocking.”

To stay alive, Tian Yan is forced to perform the “Grasping at Shadows” technique in front of Zhao Yun and recite the Memorial on Sending Out the Troops.

Tian Yan: I want to behave myself too, but System, let go of my legs so I can do the horse-riding dance!