I'm Already Cannon Fodder, So What's Wrong With Being Cocky?

[Transmigration + pocket dimension + special agent + white lotus + simp + cold-faced + sharp-tongued + face-slapping] An all-around special agent transmigrates into the body of a fat woman named Murong Wanqing. Good grief, being reborn as a fat woman is bad enough. But she’s also a despised simp. Good heavens, isn’t this a hellish start? Whoever wants to be a simp can be one. I’m going to live my best life alone. Fourth Prince, you’re so cruel and have no interest in women. What’s gotten into you? I’m warning you, stay away from me. I’m allergic to men. “Have you gotten so used to climbing through the window that you feel empty if you don’t do it at least once a day?” “Qingqing, do you not want me here? If that’s the case, I’ll leave.” “Weren’t you leaving? Why are you still sitting there?” “I’m going, right now. Look, I went to all the trouble of climbing through your window. Surely you can at least give me a cup of tea?”