Online Gaming: Playing Red Cliffs in 2025!

[Online game set during the late Han Dynasty and Three Kingdoms]

Dong Zhuo invites me to a spa, I teach Emperor Xian of Han to recite the Memorial on the Expedition, help Guan Yu's sister rank up, light Lü Bu's cigarette, dance the Subject Three with Diao Chan, steal Liu Bei's clothes, get three visits from Chancellor Zhuge, capture Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, capture Sun Quan seven times, join Cao Cao in winning over Lady Wu, and work with Sima Yi to get foot massages covered by medical insurance...

Middle schooler Xie Xiaoshu was the top evasion spear user on the entire 2008 Red Cliffs server! After waking up as his own self from 17 years in the future, he uses a secondhand gaming helmet to play Red Cliffs again, only to discover that evasion is his only stat! He has no attack power and breaks at the slightest touch. But with his connections, his wits, and a special cucumber spear, he can still unify the Three Kingdoms and restore the Han!

As he uncovers the secrets of his life and untangles the red threads of the past, he discovers the many mysteries surrounding Zhang Xiaolv, the beautiful commander of the army, and finally understands what he set out to do.

“The Peach Garden is still here, but where have all the people gone?”