Why Do My Mission Targets Keep Forcing Me to Fake My Death?

[Quick transmigration + fake death + a little redemption. Enjoy each world on its own, darling. Happy ending.] There are three thousand Great Paths, and in every little world, Heaven favors someone known as the Child of Fortune. Du Ning is a wandering ghost with no memories of his life. Just as he is about to fade away, a System falls from the sky and hits him. To survive, he binds himself to it and starts taking on missions. System: You're the male lead's cat now. Your goal is to lower his corruption level. Du Ning: Will I turn into a human? System: After the founding of the nation, spirits aren't allowed to take human form. Xie Xinian looks at the cat who has turned into a human, a shadow passing through his eyes. Quick! Extract him from the world. System: You're the villain's enemy now. Your goal is to raise him into a law-abiding, upstanding young man. Du Ning: You mean my character caused his family to be destroyed, and now I'm supposed to make him a good person? What about this world? System: Your goal is, ummm, to survive and stop the world from collapsing. Du Ning: O...K? What about the protagonist? System: No idea. After going through mission after mission and being dragged back time and again, he finally figured it out. Du Ning: Didn't you say you were straight? System: A little mix-up, a little mix-up. He resists and gets locked up; he runs away and gets caught. When he realizes fighting back is pointless, he decides to lie flat. Only years later does he understand that their meeting wasn't an accident. It was fate. And at last, his god comes in person to bring home his most cherished divine child.