The Rebellious Junior Sister Wants to Drop Dead Whenever She Studies

Ruan Mianmian transmigrates into a book. She's got a rebellious streak and is hard to keep in line.

Her father can't take it anymore, so he hauls her off to the Qingyun Sect.

She joins the sect ranked dead last.

But the moment she sets foot inside, she's told to prepare for the sect to disband!!! The good master she's chosen is dying!!!

Her master dresses like a beggar and reeks of alcohol. There's a good chance he poisoned himself by drinking counterfeit liquor.

Luckily, her eldest senior disciple is a devoted son and is doing everything he can to recruit new disciples for him.

The devoted eldest disciple sees his master entering his cave with a jug of wine, scowls, and picks up a small bamboo stick.

The stingy second senior brother: Money makes the world go round. Earning money is what matters.

The wily third senior brother: It's my turn to patrol the Discipline Hall.

The shameless fourth senior brother: Someone in my family has died. I have to go take care of the funeral.

The hotheaded fifth senior brother: Why me? Why me?

The eldest senior brother taps his palm with the bamboo stick. "Because you have to live long enough to carry Master's funeral bier!"

Carry the coffin?!!!

Ruan Mianmian: "I... have a stomachache..." As she speaks, she squeezes out a few worthless tears.

Eldest senior brother: "Oh, you don't have to carry the coffin, but the person in charge of wailing at the funeral needs to hurry up and cultivate too. We're running out of time."

Ruan Mianmian: "I can't! Studying gives me a headache, and cultivating makes my whole body ache. It hurts so much I'm about to die..."

No matter what happened in her past life or what the future holds, in this life she will be cherished again and again. Flowers are planted all over this place. By next year, it will surely be a riot of blossoms, with grass growing and birds singing in the springtime.

(Just writing for fun. Feel free to give it a try if you're bored.)

(Not a mindless power fantasy. There are quite a few characters, and it's an ensemble story.)