A wildly entertaining urban fantasy packed with wild ideas and an all-purpose modifier. Big ideas + System + exhilarating payback + face-slapping + comeback + ruling the city.
With an overpowered, all-purpose modifier System, you can change your wealth, looks, species, lifespan... What? You want to change your length too? Ahem, I mean, I guess that could be arranged, buddy.
Picking on me? Change your species to [dog: poodle].
[Hello, is this the dog-catching squad? Uh... do you take dogs that can talk? ...Right, right. When you come, could you bring a bigger net? This poodle must weigh at least a few hundred pounds...]
Mocking me? Max out my eloquence and clap right back!
[Well, if it isn't the Monkey King! Are you sunbathing here to replenish your yang energy, or getting ready to head back to Flower Fruit Mountain and entertain your monkey subjects?]
Going from penniless to ruling the world? Easy as pie!
Need money? Unlimited balance! No house? How about a villa on an entire mountain?
From now on, messing with gold-digging women, playing rich country bumpkins, and humiliating materialistic women are all a piece of cake.
2025.3.9.15:34. Finished reading. You must have been drinking carbonated drinks in your last life, otherwise why would I bubble with joy when I saw you?