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What does a corporate drone look like? A human? Wrong! This groundhog named A Dou proves it with his actions: a tunneling expert forced to become the “Minister of Cosmic Entertainment,” a poor soul who falls in love with an excavator and gets broadcast across the galaxy, and a lunatic king who charges into the stars with 283 moldy potatoes!
When a human construction crew wakes A Dou from hibernation, the entire groundhog kingdom is plunged into an insomnia crisis: sleepless groundhogs can talk! Worse still, A Dou's potatoes start coming to life, insisting they are “ancient potato prophets.” To protect his food stores (and his dignity), A Dou is forced to embark on a madcap journey: falling into an interspecies romance with a love-talking excavator, getting tricked by a McDonald's sign into becoming the leader of the “Potato Cult,” and even being hoisted onto the presidential throne to pass the “Anti-Yawning Constitution”!
But the real nightmare is becoming a top-tier star across the universe: kidnapped by an interstellar variety show and made to pole dance, livestreamed on the toilet by a quantum toilet, and forced to become a full-time dad to alien toddlers! Most absurd of all, the fate of the entire universe rests beneath his grass skirt...
“I'm dying of laughter. Whoever wants this minister job can have it!” A Dou tries to resign for the 108th time, only to have his contract slapped in his face: “Breach it, and you'll have to perform stand-up comedy for a black hole!”
[Highlights]
★ Have you ever seen a potato mech that can pole dance?
★ Quantum stand-up comedy versus the League of Absolute Seriousness: which is the end of the universe?
★ The whole galaxy is waiting for the next update: what absurd trending topic will torment the minister today?
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