Yiyi couldn't remember how many times he had died. Since the day he passed his eighteenth birthday, he had been chased by countless ghosts: eaten by hungry ghosts, parasitized by infant ghosts, burned by fire ghosts, drowned by water ghosts... He had never lived past the age of nineteen.
Until a handsome guy who looked like a magic stick suddenly moved into the dormitory. The handsome guy was wearing a black and white Taoist uniform of 9 yuan and 9 yuan. He always talked in a non-verbal language that no one could understand. He also liked to make small props that didn't look like serious things. He was prone to going crazy every night while meditating, and... He often followed Yi Yi wherever he went.
When Yi Yi was chased by evil spirits again, the handsome man suddenly took out a pink love object from his pocket and read in a low voice: "Evil ghosts become narcissists, and zombies also want to be praised!"
The greasy, strong, middle-aged ghost who weighed nearly 300 pounds stopped chasing him, put his hand in his pocket, lowered his head and shook his hair, with an evil look in his eyes: "Do you think I'm handsome, baby~"
Yiyi:......
Dali Gui: "Then you think I'm beautiful?"
So he turned around and lay on the wall in an enchanting posture, looking at Fuyi lovingly, with a delicate and gentle voice: "Do you think I'm beautiful? Mmm~"
Yiyi:......
Intermittent coldness and sullenness + frequent arrogance + a nagging boy's heart attack (Siqu)
Two lively comedians falling in love
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