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Niu Dali was a hard worker in a factory, but he was struck by lightning. Fortunately, Mr. Broom Star rescued him and received a magical spell, and his fate changed.
Niu Dali said to Mr. Broom Star: "Old man, you are living such a hard life. If you really can't do it anymore, I'll ask the Jade Emperor to apply for a subsistence allowance for you!"
Mr. Broom Star was annoyed: "Stop talking nonsense, I don't need it!"
Niu Dali said: "Old man, I will take you to play in the mortal world."
Lord Broom Star cursed angrily: "I gave my luck to the King of Hell to save you. Without luck, I can't go to the mortal world. Don't make fun of me, Master!"
Niu Dali pestered him: "Old man, find me a fairy to be my wife."
Mr. Broom Star looked embarrassed: "I am just a low-level god, and I have no access to fairies."
Niu Dali curled his lips: "You are not very popular."
Mr. Broom Star said stiffly: "Don't talk nonsense. I have a good reputation and good popularity. I will find it for you another day."
Niu Dali held the spicy strips and met Taishang Laojun: "Laojun, try the spicy strips and I'll exchange them for your elixir."
Taishang Laojun: "Novelty, deal!"
Touching Yuanshi Tianzun: "Tianzun, here is a cigarette. I want your magic weapon."
Yuanshi Tianzun: "It's interesting, take it!"
Niu Dali winked and said, "King Li, given our relationship, I can lend you your pagoda for fun."
King Tota Li Tianwang shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, take it, don't let me break it!"
He became a brother-in-law with the Jade Emperor, hooked up with King Li Tian, and lived a prosperous life in the fairy world by relying on earthly gadgets.
Come and start your journey to the happy fairyland with Niu Dali!
