[Light Novel] [Everyday Life + Lighthearted Absurdity + Eccentric Heroine + Mind Reading] (Irregular Updates)
Little flower fairy Fu Yuling has had a dream since childhood. It wasn't to drink the sweetest flower dew or bathe in the most beautiful immortal lord, but to become one of the thirty-three heavens' High Gods.
The flowers all laughed at her. She was the funniest one of all.
She had served as an immortal official in the thirty-three heavens for only three and a half days when, while researching before work, she imitated a comment she found under “If you meet this guy, just shoot him.” In her recommendations for the staff in charge of carrying out romantic affairs, she wrote, “Kill them all.”
She was demoted to the mortal realm for re-education, where she transmigrated into the body of a palace eunuch and was bound to a Divine Scroll given to her by her superior.
The Divine Scroll proclaimed: “Break couples up to become a High God.”
The scroll constantly updated with information about young ladies and gentlemen in the mortal realm. Fu Yuling munched on gossip as she tried to break them up.
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She tried to split up Zou Yuner, the Grand Commandant's legitimate daughter, and the scumbag Young Lord Chen, who still pined for his first love.
“He didn't raise you like your parents did, and he doesn't care for you like your sisters do. What do you love about him?”
“He... is a cold, divine being!”
[He has eighty-eight substitutes, and he plans to kill your whole family.]
“Eunuch Fu, a young girl's love is poison. We might as well poison him to death.”
Huh?
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She tried to split up Wei Yixue, Consort Liang's younger sister, and the scumbag Wei Ci, a young lord from the Chancellor's residence who had a thing for women who were already mothers.
Fu Yuling crossed her hands into an X.
“You mean I shouldn't care about my doubts, or what the world thinks, and shouldn't let other people sway me.”
[He let bandits have their way with you, then gave you to beggars. After the beggars were done with you, he sent you to Prince Three's bed.]
“I'm my sister's precious little sister. If she wants to torture him to death, I'll support her.”
Huh?
After dealing with so many hopeless romantics, Fu Yuling decided that becoming a god was just one bold step away!
Nice! The female lead is cute and the male lead is cool!