
I Arrived on the Day I Was Reported for Harassment, Then Joined the Army with My Child
穿到耍流氓被举报当天,携崽随军
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I declare! The little baby who recruits girls is the cutest, cutest, most awesome and best baby in the novels I have read recently! Moreover, the village setting of the matriarchal clan of the heroine in the novel is also very well written, which is why the three-year-old baby is so smart and popular. He also thinks that a girl can have a second father, a third father and a fourth father, hahaha. Even after reading it, I hope that the heroine really has a harem, hahaha, because I think the male protagonist is just average. I feel that the heroine has space, food and drink, her own children, and she is so awesome, so lovable, and popular everywhere! It's really not enough
I originally planned to wait until 300,000 words before commenting, but it is so good. The writing about this child is so interesting. The author's emotional intelligence is very high. When I saw someone saying that this child has wrong views and his mother is still teaching him bad things, I thought about it. The child was born without enough food and clothing, and his mother taught him by words and deeds when he was young, so the child was not much better. Later, his mother also tried his best to teach him to correct himself. After all, it did not happen overnight, so I think it can be forgiven. It's understandable, but I think the author shouldn't be led astray by the comments, and write according to his own ideas, so that the plot doesn't collapse later.
The content is very novel, and I was surprised to find a treasure. The heroine has 100 tricks and her son has 800 tricks. Before he was three and a half years old, he watched his mother act like a gangster and cheat him out of food and drink. Oh, by the way, the heroine comes from a matrilineal village. Her son's name is Zhaomei [covering his face] and he was reported to be a gangster and ran away. He quickly went to the army to find his son's father, but he couldn't go into the plot. The recruiter used 800 tricks to fully increase the emotional value of the people around him, ranging from 80 to 5 years old. He was funny all the way and got spanked all the way. He asked the heroine when he would find his second father, third father and fourth father. He didn't want his butt to be spanked again! I think the author writes very well and grasps the psychology of each character very well, especially the little male protagonist. His psychological dynamics, childhood experience and early wisdom have made him very aware of the importance of survival and eating meat. He is very social and has a good understanding of the world. The more people lack something, the more they have to grasp it. No amount is too much. This is determined by his childhood experience. I found that many people trolled this book and read it for entertainment. If you don't like it, don't troll it. If you like it, just read it and feel sorry for the author for a minute. Those trolls look like they have never raised children and they only talk nonsense and accuse others from the moral high ground. I just take it for granted and say something that should be like this or that. It's really unnecessary. It's so immature and childish. Just read a book for entertainment, don't take it too seriously. I think the little male protagonist is very well written, but the older male protagonist is not outstanding. He often beats the children for no reason, which is commonplace. If I replaced him, he would not be able to be abused by other families, and he would not like it!
Ahhhhhhh, the author will update it soon. It's so beautiful. Zhaomei is a clever little girl. Although she is too clever [laughing], Zhaomei is very kind. The male protagonist is also very good, even Lin Shuyuan is so cute [laughing] As for our female protagonist, she is really at the top of the food chain, kind but not a virgin. The plot is also super interesting, there aren't that many top-notch moves, but there are a few that the heroine can control with her hands, and they are absolutely crushing [laughing] Zhaomei and his mother cooperate perfectly, and they can complete a set of punch combinations.
It's great to watch, it's my first time watching Best Kids. Hahahaha, so cute
[Laugh][laugh][laugh][laugh] It's so beautiful, the baby is so cute, the female protagonist is really talented, the male protagonist is so honest, this family is so funny than in love (⑉°з°)-♡Love it (⑉°з°)-♡[Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Send heart][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like][Like]
It's nice to watch. The girl is really cute and fun, and she's also smart. She was a mother when she was hungry when she was a child. The matriarchal society setting on the heroine's side is really novel and beautiful. Also, the male protagonist is so horny and admits it. It's love at first sight and he's lustful, so he just accepts it. In the end, the heroine doesn't care hahahahahaha. I'm really impressed by how well written the character of the girl is. The last baby character with such a profound character was Chao Chao.
The design of the heroine is novel. This is the first time I have seen a female gangster in a period novel. She is my favorite type~
It's a good read. After reading it, the rating is a bit low. In my opinion, it is a good book with a score of 9.5 Or above. The heroine and the genius baby in it are very smart and funny. It has a bit of poverty alleviation content. However, the heroine comes from a matrilineal village and her role at home is that of the head of the family. So she helps the whole family in poverty. I don't dislike it very much. She brings the family out to see the world and learn medical skills. I think it is quite good. The real protagonist in it feels like the heroine's son, and the story is basically written around him. He is really smart, funny, and good at coaxing people. In the end, the whole family was coaxed into letting him eat soft rice, but you don't think it's wrong for him to eat soft rice. He just feels like he is enjoying a blessed life. There is a hole that has not been filled in, that is, the male protagonist has noticed that the female protagonist has space or something like that. He pretends not to know, and then does not fill in this hole. I wonder if the author forgot to write it.
It's still very interesting to watch, mainly because the village custom of women being the head of the household is really good, and I think this should become the mainstream idea in society. But in this book, I feel that both the heroine and the hero are tool people. The real protagonist is actually recruiting girls. The article talks at length about Zhaomei's childhood. Many years later, Zhaomei's grown-up life also tells the story of Zhaomei. It can also be thought that after the female protagonist joined the army and conquered the male protagonist, nothing happened. So the focus of trouble was on his son recruiting girls. All in all, I highly recommend watching it, with a recommendation index of 8 stars.