How old does a ninja have to be before they're considered grown up?
Danzo: Hiruzen, I hope you can understand me on this matter. I'm desperate to get ahead...
"The leader came from Kusagakure, dressed in snowy white, craving Konoha cuisine~"
Tobi: The leader said I'm a great singer, handsome, and good at studying poop. I'm a real asset to the organization!
Konan: The leader told me that once we reach Konoha, we have to give up eating rice and noodles and start eating lobster and abalone. We can even eat our fill of meat.
Kakuzu: The organization doesn't pay us, and keeps leeching off me. They've already blown through my rainy-day fund. Give me a raise, I demand a raise!!
Fugaku Uchiha: Konoha's higher-ups bully me, humiliate me, slander me... Never mind. Someone get over here!
"All members of the Police Force, attention! Salute Lord Kakashi, the future Hokage!"
"How can Hiruzen Sarutobi's Will of Fire compare to the real sun?"
"Entrust your lives and loyalty to Zheng'en, and let us embrace the real sun together!"
"All Uchiha, raise your hands above your heads and offer Lord Kakashi the most sincere and heartfelt tears!!!"
Hiruzen Sarutobi: Fugaku, what are you doing? Why are you leading so many people in a charge against my home?
In Year 46, the great merchant Uchiha Zheng'en officially returned to Konoha, established the United Hearts Orphanage, and led the oppressed Uchiha clan in a dark struggle against Konoha's F4 that lasted for years!
Danzo: At this critical moment, when our very lives are at stake, the Monkey is out chasing spring! This... this is utterly disgraceful!
Hiruzen Sarutobi: I didn't want to agree either! But Koharu said she'd bought a new swimsuit...
A batch of water