I Was Just Blowing My Own Trumpet, and You’re Telling Me This Is a Cultivation World?
我牛都吹破了，你说这是修仙世界
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No Female Lead, No Romance, No Brainless Plot, No Harem, No Flirting, and No Little Sister. Thanks.
Picky Old Bookworms, Gather Here
The more books I read, the fewer I can stick with. What plot points or setups make you drop a book in one second?
The Protagonist Pretends to Be an Organization Early On, Then Makes Use of Their Secret Identities Later
, so this organization appears before the public, who think it's an organization rather than one person
Behind-the-Scenes Stories: Creating Worlds, Supernatural Resurgence, Divine Dao Resurgence, and More
A behind-the-scenes mastermind. You know that satisfying feeling? Using your wits to fool the whole world 👏👏👏
Looking for True Survivalist Cultivation Novels
No bait-and-switch stories that promise one thing and deliver another.
I'm a Veteran Reader, and My Reading List Is Running Dry
I don't want stories with cringeworthy plots. I like urban stories, transmigration, System, quick transmigration, male protagonists, villains, behind-the-scenes masterminds, lords, showbiz, rebirth, urban fantasy, history, games and anime, protagonists transmigrating into animals and getting livestreamed, and livestreaming.
I’m So Disappointed in Urban Cultivation Novels!
99.9% of urban cultivation novels follow the same formula: an Immortal Emperor (or Immortal Venerable) returns to Earth, and from the start, runs into a classmate who mocks him and invites him to a reunion. He shows off and face-slaps everyone at the reunion, then meets an old man from a powerful family who asks him to treat an illness.
Any Modern Urban Fantasy With a System and Cultivation?
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Stories About Bragging With Legendary Chinese Figures in Another World
Looking for stories where the otherworld's Heavenly Dao is terrified when someone names the powerful figures of Huaxia, or where ancient Chinese characters appear in another world and only the protagonist can read them.
The Protagonist Is Terrible, but Everyone Else Thinks He’s a Master
Preferably an escape-room or horror story.
No Harem, Upright Values, and a Male Lead Who Isn't a Womanizer
Books with charismatic characters.
Looking for No-CP Stories with a Male Protagonist and No Romance with Anyone, Male or Female
A male-led story where the protagonist is alone. Male protagonist only (I’ve read too many stories with women), no male or female love interests, and ideally not even any romantic tension.
Any Good Misunderstanding Stories Where Everyone Reads Too Much Into the Protagonist?
Looking for books like "My Strength Comes Entirely from My Enemies' Imaginations." I want a protagonist who's just an ordinary person or a newbie, but whom everyone else imagines to be a big shot. Male or female protagonist is fine. Preferably no romance, but a one-on-one pairing is also okay. No harem. Also...
Urban Fantasy Novels Worth Reading
Urban Cultivation, Recommended by a Veteran Reader: Quality Picks
Urban cultivation novels, help me out of my reading slump!
Looking for Stories with Dihua-Style Misunderstandings and No Romance!
Please don’t recommend anything with romance. It really hurts by the end. I haven’t found anything like this on Tomato Novel, and I really want to read some. Male- or female-oriented fiction is fine, but it absolutely has to have no romance! I really want this ʕ◉ᴥ◉ʔ Anyone know any?
I'm in a Serious Reading Slump. Please, I Need a Story Where Everyone Jumps to Wild Conclusions About the Protagonist! Throw One at Me, Now! 😭
Looking for books similar to *Infinite Flow: I Became a God After Giving Up*. I'm seriously out of things to read. Please recommend stories where the protagonist thinks they're terrible at everything but has absurdly good luck, and everyone keeps imagining they're a genius. Ahhhhh! Hit me with those overinterpretation stories, now 😭
Delusional Misunderstandings, All in the Protagonist’s Imagination
I'm looking for stories like *My Strength Depends Entirely on My Enemies' Imaginations*. Please recommend high-martial-arts or fantasy stories where the protagonist isn't actually powerful, but everyone keeps imagining that they are.
Who Knew the Red Robes Were White Beneath? Who Could Say Such Sorrowful Bones Lay in Huaxia? The Protagonist Fights Foreign Invaders to the Death
Another Batch of Hidden Gems for Veteran Readers
Looking for books like Phantom Realm Patch. Fresh, thought-provoking ideas and an expansive world! A well-crafted, brain-teasing story that combines fantasy, horror, technology, and transmigration, with airtight logic.
Urban Fantasy with a Wild Premise, or Comedy That Feels Natural
I want naturally funny humor, where the author’s writing and style are genuinely funny. Not forced jokes for the sake of being funny. That kind of writing feels so awkward and unpleasant to read. Thanks, everyone.
The Protagonist Is Mistaken for a Genius, but It's All Down to Luck
Looking for Stories with a Dee Hua-Style Misunderstanding, Where the Protagonist Isn't Just a Tool for Moving the Plot Along
I want to read something like Survival by Reloading: I'm Really Not a Big Shot. Honestly, I'm getting brain rot from all these stories where everyone misinterprets the protagonist. I want a protagonist who shows off, but ends up frustrating themselves to death. I don't want someone who relies entirely on a golden finger and has everything go smoothly. I want...
A Protagonist Who Loves Showing Off: Really Goes All Out. I've Already Read The God of Drama and The Magician Beneath the Sea of Flowers
I don't mind whether it's finished or not.
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When you update, subtle flaws will be magnified, and the greenness of the writing will be criticized. When you update twice, a little patience is born, and the progress of the plot is paid more attention to. When you are on the third watch, the little praise starts to sound, and the number of dead harvests starts to decrease. When you update the fifth update, readers' support will spontaneously form, and the voices of praise will become louder and louder. When you are at the tenth watch, the Confucian debates are deafening, and the tolerant attitude is implemented both internally and externally. When you are twenty, the memory of the bookworm has a place for you. Even in the long life, your name will leave a dazzling trace. Updates may not solve all problems, but more than 90% of problems come from insufficient updates.
It's quite good. I've seen a lot of themes where the protagonist is pretending to be a behind-the-scenes character. Other books would be a bit awkward if they were very concerned about the true identity of the protagonist, but the author's treatment is indeed very good. There is a guardian beast. It's equivalent to layering the truth. The protagonist > the people around the protagonist > the NPCs in the protagonist's city > the NPCs in the spiritual network. This is really good. The overall story is also good, and the pace of the story is also very fast. The author needs to work hard [like]
Looks good! I finished it in a day and a half, but it's just a little short ~ Hehe~ [Shy] I hope that the protagonist can get more equipment from Master Tongtian, or open a vest to complement his background or something. I feel that Master Tongtian's identity and background are so crude. Can some of the lovely disciples of Jiejiao appear? For example, Guiling, Duobao, Zhao Gongming and so on [love]
Very pretty. I don't know yet if there will be a female protagonist, and Phoenix doesn't have much of a role, which is pretty good. If someone who is in love with the leader of Tongtian doesn't pop up later, I'll pursue him. It's not a discriminatory emotional drama. I can't imagine who Tongtian Cult Master would like.
I've read about a hundred chapters so far, and I feel pretty good about it. The reason why I'm commenting here without continuing to read is because it points out that after the protagonist realizes that cultivation is real, he feels that he is too careful in pretending to be real. If he doesn't pretend as much as before, he might not be able to stand it anymore. There is also a bit too much written about the protagonist's daily workplace. Personally, I prefer to see him pretending, rather than hanging around in the workplace. Although there is a slap in the face later, it is not enough to pretend. At present, it seems that there is no ambiguity, no heroine, and no harem. I have to say that some parts are pretty good, so I won't spoil it here, but it deserves 4 stars.
Absolute five-star praise, this book is rare in the world. I want you to bear my pain, and I will show you that your scalp is numb and you are incontinent. [Sinister smile]
Author, your writing is good, but I am going to leave because you have written too little. But before I leave, I will give you five stars. I hope I can see you on the homepage next time and have more words next time.
When you update, the subtle flaws will be magnified, and the greenness of the writing will be criticized. When you update twice, a little patience is born, and the progress of the plot is paid more attention to. When you are on the third watch, the praises from micro-lai start to sound, and the number of dead harvests begins to decrease. When you update the fifth update, readers' support will spontaneously form, and the voices of praise will become louder and louder. When you are ten o'clock, the great Confucian's debates are deafening, and the tolerant attitude is implemented outside the body. When you are twenty years old, you will have a place in the bookworm's memories. Even in your long life, your name will leave dazzling traces. Updates may not solve all problems, but more than 90% of the boring problems come from insufficient updates. [Exploration][exploration]
There is content, but I can't understand it even if I don't have any academic qualifications. It's very cool in the first and second half of the show, but I don't handle it very well in the first and second half when I reveal that I'm easily persuaded to quit. The workplace part is a bit boring, after all, it's a fairy tale. The later posts are very literary, but if you read too much, you may get confused by the words. The main plot is well laid out, the progress is good, and the character creation is average.
I really like it. I hope it's free of cp. I just like to see the male protagonist feeling lonely and seeking defeat.