Dig the Grave First and Then Deliver the Bell. Why Are You Celebrating When I Go to the Countryside?
先挖坟再送钟,我下乡你庆祝什么
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- Modern Romance
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- Period Fiction
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It's so good-looking. It's definitely the same type of story. The heroine is the real crusader. I really love it to death. This is the kind of writing that really doesn't aggravate myself. I can't stand it at all. This kind of writing is worthy of giving me a gift. Author, you are a genius, I beg you to write more. It's best to have no CP, and for female videos, you must love the female. Not only do you love the heroine, but the female supporting character also wants to be nice to her. She can be bad, but she can't be bad for the sake of a man.
It looks good, but don't whitewash the heroine's mother. I feel that the heroine's mother is really hypocritical. She married an enemy's family to enjoy wealth, but she couldn't live with it, so she had to abuse her daughter, so that she could enjoy life with peace of mind. This is revenge. The heroine's mother says she doesn't love her daughter because she has the blood of an enemy. She uses the enemy's money very happily. Wherever the heroine goes, there are a lot of top-notch products, which makes her feel tired.
It's beautiful, it looks a little calm, but inside it's crazy. The madness of the male and female protagonists is accompanied by shrewdness, which makes people lament their tragic childhoods, and at the same time regret that they did not have each other's company at the end of their experience. Fortunately, the new life is free and happy. I'm looking forward to a richer storyline. I think the heroine can understand animal speech and has super physical strength. It would be a pity not to include special parts. It's just that the business battles are overqualified and not exciting enough.
It's very interesting, and very funny at the beginning. The reason why I deducted one star is that it turned into a fantasy in the second part, and the dragons came out. Although there are 749 games, I still prefer the pure era, the story about the family, the short story, and the warmth. This book is also good to read. It's crazy and funny at the beginning, with foreign devils in the middle, and special powers at the back. It's quite reasonable. To sum it up, it's pretty good.
Although the heroine sometimes talks dirty, sometimes is irritable, and sometimes is crazy, I still like her very much [licking the screen] She and the male protagonist are really a perfect match. Neither is a good person in the traditional sense, but they are not offensive at all [laughs]
It's definitely a great read. I personally like the front part better. The big goblins and monsters in the back are not my cup of tea, especially after those foreign messy Onmyojis appear. But overall it's still good-looking. The plot is very tight and the bits of abuse are timely. Goldfinger is relatively thick. The only thing I don't recommend is the character reading mode. I only found out that he was a man when I heard the male protagonist tell the female protagonist that Nana was a reserve, because all the dialogues from the beginning of his appearance were in female voices. I was really convinced. Overall, it's highly recommended.
Yes, the characters and the storyline are both good. It's a rare female protagonist in a non-breasted novel recently. She can do anything and get into trouble. There are many jokes in the article, which is very enjoyable to read. There will be a fantasy part in the second half, the male protagonist is in love (not a white one, not a white one!!!), Mu Xia and Zhao Di are also very good, and everyone has a happy ending. The most controversial thing is probably the part where many people question the whitewashing of the hostess. In fact, it is not a whitewash. It can only be said that time is also a matter of fate. Similar to many women who are trafficked and exploited in reality, they have no golden fingers, and not everyone has the cruelty to burn everything and die together. It is the best ending to see the enemy die and go away to a foreign land, and now to break away from the shackles of family ties.
A super nice period article, super funny, it gave me a happy New Year. I must update it on time.
Beautiful ˗ˋˏᰔᩚˎˊ˗ Highly recommended! ! The heroine is crazy, wild and funny. She made me laugh out loud while listening to the book in the middle of the night. The ending was a bit rushed and a bit messy. Overall, it's pretty good. I haven't seen a novel in a long time without skipping chapters [laughing]
If you watch it patiently, you will find that it is super beautiful. The more you watch it, the more you want to watch it. It is very exciting. I like the male and female protagonist very much. I love it to the extreme. He hates evil as much as he hates it, and his methods of punishing evildoers are straightforward and without any sloppiness. They are all very patriotic. Inspiring. It just ends too quickly and I haven't seen enough yet! [Laugh]
It's so cool. I heard that the other protagonist is going to be Miyano. Why hasn't the introduction been changed yet? The original Feng Bai looked really... Thunderous. Dear author, please change it, please change it [Sending my heart]
Hahahaha, the big baby really made me laugh to death, she is so funny! Love watching it, please update it! Five stars feels like it's too little. If the author could write more chapters every day, I would give eight stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐!
As for the whole story, the plot is still acceptable. The heroine is very good. She is calm with a hint of madness. She is strong-willed and doesn't get along with the weird ones. She mainly focuses on doing whatever she doesn't want. It's just that there's fantasy interspersed at the back, which feels weird.
You can give it full marks after reading 30 chapters. It's so cool. It's not a cliche from a period novel. It's novel, cool, and beautiful!
I like this article. The female protagonist can be happy whenever she wants. The male protagonist Ai Miyano is paranoid. Life is hard enough. It's great to find someone in the article who only prefers you. I hope the author will update it more.
Praising a novel for its beauty is a universal way of saying it. You can just copy it and use it. 1. Simple and straightforward version (comment casually) 1. So beautiful! I watched it in one go and couldn't stop. 2. The writing is amazing and the plot is so gripping. I love it. 3. Treasure novel! The more I look at it, the more I look up to it 4. The writing is so touching, it's completely immersive. 2. Praise the atmosphere of writing style 1. The text is very picturesque and the atmosphere is immediately full. 2. The writing is delicate and smooth, and every sentence is full of flavor 3. The writing style really touched me, gentle and tense. 3. Praise the plot and characters 1. The plot does not drag on, the twists are amazing, and there are no peeing spots throughout the whole process. 2. The characterization is so three-dimensional and every character is very vivid. 3. The logic of the plot is online, and the foreshadowing is so wonderful. 4. Heart-wrenching literary version 1. It feels healing and emotional, and has great staying power. 2. It has a strong sense of immersion and makes you cry and laugh along with the plot. 3. Rare good writing and good plot, worth recalling over and over again 5. Advanced version of long reviews The writing is amazing, the writing is exquisite, the plot is compact, the characters are vivid and not suspended, the rhythm is just right, the whole process is very immersive, I have been following more, it is very beautiful, funny [face covering] [face covering] [face covering]
So interesting! It's not a traditional period novel, rebirth/travel/gold finger/superpower, one male and female protagonist is crazy and the other crazy! Before the heroine Ruan Xianxian was reborn and returned to the countryside, she went crazy on the spot and used various damaging tricks in an endless stream! After upsetting the Ruan family, Ruan Xian now packed all his money and went to the countryside. Revenge with enemies and repay kindness with kindness, leading a large group of villagers to make a fortune. (Mainly because he is lazy and doesn't want to work). With his strong eloquence and golden fingers, he easily got into the organization and became the favorite of the group. She and the male protagonist Miyano are really a match made in heaven, they are both crazy! Make money and cause trouble + stir up trouble! A period novel that collects the metaphysics of rebirth and time travel... Ruan Xianxian is really weak and arrogant. He needs to be capable and strong, and he has a small mouth and can speak loudly. The old Ruan family is really prone to all kinds of damaging tricks! My best friend Mu Xia is also very capable; personally I think Chen Zhaodi is so awesome and the natives have not fallen behind through their own efforts! The male protagonist Miyano is really crazy!
From revenge novels of the era to fantasy novels, the heroine can understand animal language, the hero has spiritual power, and later there are all kinds of great monsters, such as white foxes, white wolves, giant turtles, Yamata no Orochi, dragons, etc. The heroine and the time-travelling girl joined the 749 game, and have been entangled with the hero for nine generations. The biggest regret of the hero and heroine is that the heroine did not give birth to a child for the hero [shock][shock][shock][shock]
I declare that this is the funniest and best novel I have read this year
Reading the title and introduction, you might think that the heroine is reborn for revenge, gets slapped in the face, goes to the countryside to take the college entrance examination, and takes an official career into the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Then you are wrong! The heroine is reborn to take revenge on her top family, goes to the countryside to abuse scum and become rich, works as a translator to help provincial diplomacy earn foreign exchange, and joins Game 749 to lead the big demon against foreign warlocks to protect the national destiny of the Dragon Vein. Yes, there is some fantasy in the later stages. From the beginning when the heroine takes the big black goose that can talk to the countryside, it has laid the foundation for the appearance of the great demons who have become spirits in the later stages. The male protagonist Miyano is the ceiling of the young generation's combat power in the 749th game. He has been looking for his little fairy for ten years. The male protagonist will be madly in love with the female protagonist, not only because the two had an intersection when they were children, but more importantly, the female protagonist is bound to the system to do tasks in order to be reborn and take revenge after her death. The male protagonist is the villain who fell in love with the female protagonist in various worlds. The author's writing style is smooth and interesting, the story is novel, and the characters are vivid and vivid. The male and female protagonists dote on each other 1v1, they are both literary and military, they both have a mouth, there is no misunderstanding, and there is no pretense. There is love, family, friendship, and the great love of family and country. There are people who are scumbags, and there are all kinds of life, there are people who are sober and selfless in the world, there are people who are warm and touching, there are joy and happiness, there are people who have national heritage, there are people who are passionate. Not to mention the male and female protagonists, the two pairs of secondary characters Mu Xia and Chu Li, Zhao Di and Cai Cai are also perfect.
What should be said is very interesting. The painting style is fresh and imaginative, refreshing but not boring. It is worth watching.
The heroine is so cute, she becomes stronger when she is strong, and never backs down, because she was squeezed so hard in her previous life, and she lives a new life. The enemy in her previous life is the target of revenge in this life. She can use both hands and words, so she should do what she wants. Don't be morally kidnapped, and don't be weak and incompetent. There is still a male protagonist in this life. If you join forces, you will not lose if you join forces.
It is well written. The author has his own thoughts in it. The personal charm of each character is well reflected. It is not a rigid single-line composition. Everyone is intertwined with each other. I am in you and you are in me. All events are connected with each other, forming a wonderful novel.
I thought it was a time-travel novel, but I didn't expect it to be slightly fantasy in the early and middle stages, but there was a big wave of Taoist metaphysics in the middle and late stages. Although it was a bit complicated, Goldfinger was a bit big, but the main plot idea was okay, and the sub-CP was also good, although there were some holes that were not filled in, but overall it was okay. Although the male and female protagonists are crazy types, the heroine's feet were white smoke and the consummation was nine days and one month pregnant. When I went to the doctor after the emo, I firmly gave the author a thumbs up [like]. This is both down-to-earth and funny. Anyway, it made me laugh. Keep up the good work. Five stars for encouragement.
I really rarely read chronicle articles. Chronicle articles are based on reality but are divorced from reality. That era was too chaotic, and the lives of many women were too hard. I am probably a coward who escapes reality. I don't want to see those descriptions, as if I can deny that those things happened or existed. But after seeing many positive descriptions of women, I was particularly moved. I also love to see the development of such women. I am moved and admired. I read two or three of these novels from the 1960s and 1970s, and it seems like this is the second one in which the heroine has special abilities. This kind of novel is really enjoyable to read, but the later descriptions are divorced from reality and written as fantasy, which makes people feel like eating a very sweet hard candy. At the end of the meal, I found that the core inside is very sour, but there is still a bit of sweet hard candy to neutralize the sour taste, until I finish eating the last bit of sweetness. I can't tell you what it feels like, because originally the hero and heroine and her friends are not ordinary people. If there is a bit of nonsense later on, it would be considered a denial of the original setting, but the subsequent fight does feel a bit derailed. It's weird, but it makes sense. This is one of the reasons why I don't want to read chronicles. It would be great if it were true, it would be great if it could really be changed... There is also a setting about the past and present lives of the male and female protagonists. The pit of the system is a bit deep. The heroine has been with him for so long, and he is really considered a relative. The friends around them are all happy, which is good. At that time, it was good for them to meet someone they could trust for life.
It's a very nice article, very funny. The heroine's crazy output is so exciting that it makes me laugh. The author will update it quickly. Please update more often.
It's quite good to watch. As expected, the female protagonist is insane and the male protagonist is crazy [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying], very similar to Ruan Qiqi and Lu Ye. I wonder if they are the same author [face covering] [face covering] [face covering]
Generally speaking, it is light-hearted and humorous. I laughed out loud several times. It has a positive outlook on life and analyzes many problems very deeply. The shortcoming is that the rhythm in the middle and later parts is not tight enough and is a bit boring. Then there are too many elements in the later period, including time travel, rebirth, abilities, and systems, and it also has the feeling of fast travel like fantasy and ten lives.
Very funny, very interesting, love watching it
The author's "tilt the head, lift the shoulders, raise the hips, sit on the hips" is invincible. So funny. I want to give you 10 stars. Super happy🥳