[Hilarious + face-slapping and refreshing article + top-notch Shura field]
In my previous life, I was the most powerful koi spirit in the three worlds. I changed my life for a scumbag, but I was given the demon pill. At the rebirth audition scene, I showed off on the spot:
"Good luck? Whoever wants it can get it!"
Unexpectedly——
I fell asleep when I was choosing position C, and the stage chandelier hit my PUA instructor accurately;
During the live broadcast, I collapsed like a salted fish. Three sentences made the top streamers split on the spot: "Sister! Please stop taking advantage of me! I will give you half of the sales volume!"
What's even more outrageous is when I went on a variety show with "The Wrath of Koi":
#Some actress found out the national intangible cultural heritage inheritor#
#SomeXianyu live broadcast summons the Thunder God and Lightning Mother to appear in the legal column#
# a certain bad guy asked the Civil Affairs Bureau to weld the door shut overnight#
The old man who came to my door with the engagement contract stared at the golden light of my 999+ merits backstage and suddenly started to unbutton his shirt:
"The debts my wife owed in her previous life should be repaid in this life?"
I backhandedly filmed the engagement into "Have You Been Deceived Today": "Did you see it? This is the new type of pig-killing plate!"
Food Guide
◆The strong-mouthed king shows off his semen × the veteran cadre who threw himself into the trap
◆The heroine's sexy operation: use the salted fish posture to walk the road to becoming a god
◆The male protagonist chases his wife at the crematorium: Chasing him becomes a legal case
