[A female celebrity who loves faking seizures VS a top-tier star whose brain could short-circuit at any moment]
[Showbiz + hilarious + dating show + talking nonsense + shameless antics + super-sweet one-on-one romance]
Shi Yi transmigrates into a book as the villainess. Her target this time is a man named Mo Jingxing, and her mission is to become his devoted admirer.
Shi Yi drops to one knee, takes the man's long, elegant hand, and starts licking it.
When she's done, she gazes at Mo Jingxing and barks affectionately, “Woof, woof, woof, woof!”
Mo Jingxing: “...”
The System rages,
[Host, this is what you call reassuring me?!]
[Being a devoted admirer means throwing away your dignity and groveling at someone's feet, not kneeling down to lick them and bark at them.]
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She joins a dating show.
The domineering CEO declares, “Woman, are you deliberately trying to get my attention?”
Shi Yi: “Thanks for asking. I'm feeling a little nauseous.”
The man in the pointed shoes and designer bag says, “Shi Yi, is something wrong with your eyes?”
Shi Yi stomps her foot and shoves him aside.
She shouts, “Xixi!”
Then she makes a heart with both hands over her chest.
A popular young star says, “You can't hide the way you look at someone you like.”
Shi Yi: “Then you'd better hide it if you like six people.”
The top-tier star says, “Shi Yi, you don't dare hit me just because I'm your dad, do you?”
Shi Yi promptly serves the top-tier star his favorite: a big slap in the face.
The star looks delighted. “That's the feeling! I feel so much better!”
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Later, the top-tier star, who loves going off the rails at any moment, posts on Weibo.
He holds up a marriage certificate with both hands and writes, “Sorry, everyone. I got this certificate first, so I'm officially taken.”
