Doomsday: by the Way, I Have a Poké Ball

No, buddy, is this the end of the world? Fortunately, I am 185 and have abdominal muscles. I can cook. I wear clean clothes. I have a good outlook on life. I like to play games and watch anime. I am a cosplayer. I won 200 gold for Ma Chao in the national server... Forget it, forget it, it doesn't matter. The important thing is that I am a man who wants to become a Pokémon Master! Oh, I'm so tired. I'm a thief. That's your way...