I’d just finished renovating my new home and moved in.
A notice appeared on my door.
[Home Swap Notice: Your parents are elderly, and your wife is pregnant, so climbing six flights of stairs is inconvenient. After careful consideration, we’ve found that your home meets the requirements for a swap. You have three days to pack your things and exchange homes with my family.]
[My wife and the elderly like peace and quiet. We noticed that your windows are single-glazed, so you’ll need to replace them with thicker ones before the swap.]
[Also, we have a lot of belongings and moving them is difficult. Since you live alone, we’ll lock one room in our house to store our things, so you can only use one bedroom. 601]
I laughed, tore up the paper, and thought, Is this some new kind of prank?
