Jackie Chan Adventures: Even the Shadow Ninjas Want to Overthrow Their Boss

[Jackie Chan Adventures] [Villain] [No System] [Slow Burn] [No Female Lead, No CP] This book is written for the author. Don’t be surprised if it’s bad.

Positive energy got the MVP.

I really admire positive energy for coming up with this thing. It’s just right, absolutely perfect. It’s like letting out just enough dark energy for the world to keep running without exploding. Sigh, that’s real wisdom. It’s just enough for the world to keep running, without blowing up. You can’t have more, and you can’t let it explode. No way.

Positive energy is amazing, seriously. Can you hear me? I * you, are you ** balance?

(A barrage of comments floats by)

You keep losing to positive energy. Why not look for the problem in yourself?

You’ve never seen magic? Maybe look for the problem in yourself. No talent for magic? Look for the problem in yourself. The ultimate darkness is coming and you can only huddle at home and wait to die? Look for the problem in yourself. The sky is blood red and you don’t even know what’s happening? Look for the problem in yourself.

...Look for the problem in yourself? You *ing *! I * you! You blame everything on me, tell me to look for the problem in myself. All my subordinates have been sealed away, so how am I supposed to look for the problem in myself?

Why do the Dragon Team get a higher score than me? Because they’re all human. You know how vile dark energy is? Positive energy raised their race, and positive energy always wins. You know? Positive energy just matters a little more than dark energy, so the Dragon Team gets a higher score. Get it?

Why do they score higher than me? Because their score can’t be lower than dark energy’s. If it were, that would be negative energy. What a **ing piece of **.

Because they’re human, because they’re on the side of positive energy. Get it? How could their score be low?

Damn positive energy, it’s got a *ing screw loose.